Wait a minute, I thought that the Nobel Prize committee could also give away Greenland.

It's their version of the russian "he fell off the balcony"

We're a few months away from a Joffrey Baratheon-like presidency.

I'm sure FIFA will come out with a "Special Military Operation" Prize which will be awarded to - drum roll - Donald Trump!

Do not dare to poison his opinions with facts!

Or they're running out of balconies.

It is pretty clear that the only one who's making an effort to avoid this war is the Master Strategist.

It's a Friday night Russian robot. It's just missing the part where he beats the shit out of its robot wife (who is its cousin, btw).

It's "small penis syndrome dictator parade"

The granma of my Lithuanian wife about the difference between the Nazi and Russian during the WWII: the Nazi would get into your house and shoot you, the Russian forced you to see while the were raping your teenage daughter and then shoot you.

Come per l'immigrazione, si farà passare il primo abuso come una lotta per la tutela per gli indigeni. Poi faranno calare la scure anche sui locals non "sufficientemente patriottici". Trump e soci hanno un modo di far le cose e basta.

First smuggler who got caught was hiding an iphone in a pack of fentanyl