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Isaiah
@isaiahls9.bsky.social
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He/Him. 218➡️402. Minnesota Twin by birth. Union Omaha supporter.
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Night ham
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I'm sure there are other ways I could've found this out sooner, but among everything else, this is how I learned the MLS deputy commissioner is the guy who created the Pac-12 Networks.

Suddenly some of the league's decisions that I didn't understand make a lot more sense (derogatory).
"MLS made two other announcements that were quickly dwarfed by the schedule news: that Stevenson -- the creator of the former Pac-12 Networks whose chief task was maximizing the league's broadcast revenue -- will retire in 2026..."
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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On it 🫡
The gales of November came early
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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ONE AND OH IN THE TJ LATEEF ERA
LIL RED IS HERE TO COLLECT A W AND YOUR SOUL
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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TJ Lateer for Heisman, in the Zohran for New York font
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Hi Kevin
The biggest dork in the world, lying on the couch with his tongue hanging out.
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Extra time
Hoot at the CWS with double thumbs up, text says "i am going to kill myself"
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa -118 years old -Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die -Respectable bipartisan
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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SEVENTEEN, GIVE IT UP FOR INNING NUMBER SEVENTEEN
Screengrab of one of the SpongeBob episodes where the Krusty Krab is open 24/7 where Mr. Krabs in a delusional state is ringing a bell, yelling "DAY __, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY __!"
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I stopped by one of my biggest hater's funeral today just to make sure he was dead #ripbozo #diehatersdie
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Matt Rhule with a kinda exasperated look on his face and holding his hands out
October 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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The exhausted smoking guy meme wearing a Huskers long sleeve
October 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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It's raining Zachs
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I suspect he isn't the only one who needs it but at least the group chat's resident Packers fan came prepared for tonight @haydena51.bsky.social
Hayden, saying as the Packers piss away a game against the Cowboys "AT LEAST I HAVE THERAPY TOMORROW IF WE LOSE THIS" while I laugh at his misery, because I am a Saints fan and learned long ago I don't deserve nice things.
September 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Old Herbie Husker with "Fuck My Life" on his hat
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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This might be the most hyped for a Huskers game I've ever been
The Nebraska running cornhead logo with the words "Shuck around and find out" below it
September 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I think about these words from the days following all the time. www.espn.com/page2/s/thom...
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
September 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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"Stupid white bastard" -Sam Kerr
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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This really is the nothing matters, eat at Arby's season for Union Omaha
Union Omaha app notification: UO Wins, You Win... a free large fry at Arby's!
August 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Oh COME ON
🚨 NFL Trade Alert: Jaguars have acquired DT Khalen Saunders from the Saints - NFL Network
August 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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The gun to head screenshot from White Lotus, changed from a Duke shirt to a Minnesota Twins shirt.
August 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Unfortunately it does not help to move several hundred miles north
July 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM