my bf is 6 ft 2 and i'm 5 ft 6 for context but i just measured out his height on my wall, placed my phone on the pencil mark and opened my camera app and no wonder he doesnt take me seriously
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
my bf is 6 ft 2 and i'm 5 ft 6 for context but i just measured out his height on my wall, placed my phone on the pencil mark and opened my camera app and no wonder he doesnt take me seriously
if there was a zombie apocalypse and i got bit, you'd better keep me as a zombie pet. If u don't, i'll be upset. who wouldnt want me to be their pets zombie i'm literally the best
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
if there was a zombie apocalypse and i got bit, you'd better keep me as a zombie pet. If u don't, i'll be upset. who wouldnt want me to be their pets zombie i'm literally the best
this is just a tiny reminder that i am a christian, and if that bothers you, you are free to unfollow me. i never meant to make anyone uncomfortable or upset. i think a large percentage of christians do not follow Jesus's teachings, and that makes me sad and gives the rest of us a bad name.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
this is just a tiny reminder that i am a christian, and if that bothers you, you are free to unfollow me. i never meant to make anyone uncomfortable or upset. i think a large percentage of christians do not follow Jesus's teachings, and that makes me sad and gives the rest of us a bad name.
trying to convince my friends to let go of their insecurity and b cringe and self-indulgent w me is my favorite pass time like pls girl relax i just want to make our little ocs smooch idc if ur writing me award winning novelas or if ur throwing alphabet soup at the discord channel 2 see what sticks
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
trying to convince my friends to let go of their insecurity and b cringe and self-indulgent w me is my favorite pass time like pls girl relax i just want to make our little ocs smooch idc if ur writing me award winning novelas or if ur throwing alphabet soup at the discord channel 2 see what sticks
people are such scavengers my uncle isn't even dead, and they're greedily rubbing their hands together and combing through his belongings like we have already buried him
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
people are such scavengers my uncle isn't even dead, and they're greedily rubbing their hands together and combing through his belongings like we have already buried him
had a sushi roll from the gas station near my dads house, grossly over estimated how much wasabi i needed for one piece of sushi, and temporarily went blind for a second there
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
had a sushi roll from the gas station near my dads house, grossly over estimated how much wasabi i needed for one piece of sushi, and temporarily went blind for a second there
i just got the most delicious mouthwatering life altering hoagie at a sheetz 45 minutes away from my house, and i wonder if this pink haired septum pierced tattooed college kid knows they just made me see god?
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
i just got the most delicious mouthwatering life altering hoagie at a sheetz 45 minutes away from my house, and i wonder if this pink haired septum pierced tattooed college kid knows they just made me see god?
my grandma is very serious about birthdays. this extends to her animals, but she can't be bothered to remember their actual birthdays, so she makes all their birthdays the same day and just feeds them all a can of tuna. happy birthday to nugget, pumpkin, greenie, kelly, stella, and aero.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
my grandma is very serious about birthdays. this extends to her animals, but she can't be bothered to remember their actual birthdays, so she makes all their birthdays the same day and just feeds them all a can of tuna. happy birthday to nugget, pumpkin, greenie, kelly, stella, and aero.
oh also, for the next three days, i'll be pretty quiet. everyone behave themselves, and no one die while i'm gone. dm me here or discord if u need me. money for pizza is on the counter
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
oh also, for the next three days, i'll be pretty quiet. everyone behave themselves, and no one die while i'm gone. dm me here or discord if u need me. money for pizza is on the counter