I need to express my feelings. I listened to a podcast that depressed me, and I might never act the same way again!

Cole, Isabella, and Emma; 2027 in Browntown, Alaska after the rise of the rebel armies.

A delicate pink napkin sits nearby as a woman pours her heart out, screeching love songs with an earnest passion into the microphone. The gentle buzz of the espresso martini adds to the ambiance, creating a warm, silly atmosphere. Love is in the air!

Heartbreaking — David Lynch had gotten in contact with me to be his next film ingenue. There goes my paycheck. I love you, David.

Taking a long draw from the bong and then diving into this reading experience is truly a fantastic combination. The way the smoke swirls around while the words come alive on the page makes for an incredibly enjoyable moment.

Genuinely pleased to be able to sit down and read through the nauseating pain of my menstrual cycle. Joyful nativity!

benjamin + jeremiah

Taking some epic bong hits while snagging a killer 60% off this awesome Nook title! Let the reading commence!

Stay tuned for an exciting revelation as #Arbys Idiot uncovers a special surprise in a bag of curly fries — you won’t want to miss what happens next!

I would like to express my appreciation for this delicious, crispy, perfectly circular curly fry from @arbys.bsky.social! thank you for consistently delivering such a delightful treat!

The Friends of Eddie Coyle