Emmy
@isaacahedron.bsky.social
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth Q1 2023. Reigning champion, favored winner of 2023 competition. NTBV algorithm analysis, guides, etc.
My name is Isaac. Please comprehend the distinction between RLC and identity.
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My name is Isaac. Please comprehend the distinction between RLC and identity.
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The character portrayed by this account is from the work of fiction 'Ranked Competitive Breast Growth', which is a serialized webnovel co-written by @taliabhatt.itch.io and @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social. The views voiced by this fictional character do not reflect those of the authors.
Routine reminder that cup sizes are a ridiculously inaccurate way to measure how big they are. This is WHY we have NTBV to begin with!
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Routine reminder that cup sizes are a ridiculously inaccurate way to measure how big they are. This is WHY we have NTBV to begin with!
I am seeing a lot of Q3-2025 contestants begin to complain about the pace of their development. As a reminder, you are taking hormones, not magic transformation juice. You will not grow ridiculous mommy milkers in a matter of months and be the main character of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am seeing a lot of Q3-2025 contestants begin to complain about the pace of their development. As a reminder, you are taking hormones, not magic transformation juice. You will not grow ridiculous mommy milkers in a matter of months and be the main character of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth.
Androgen backdoor pathway RNG is not "shit game design", it's "an unfortunate reality of human biology". Please remember that this competition is embedded in material reality and not a purely online construct.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Androgen backdoor pathway RNG is not "shit game design", it's "an unfortunate reality of human biology". Please remember that this competition is embedded in material reality and not a purely online construct.
Note also that this ruling on an edge-case of human cognition is not to be taken as the tribunal commitee's definitive philosophical declaration on the nature of the mind and possible existence of a 'soul'.
Your tulpa does not have to meet some arbitrary standard of 'realness' to break the rules.
Your tulpa does not have to meet some arbitrary standard of 'realness' to break the rules.
If your tulpa is handling cognitive functions like dysphoria management, that bitch is considered to be AT MINIMUM partially fronting as far as the competition rules are concerned, and your body will be ruled as hosting a female participant.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Note also that this ruling on an edge-case of human cognition is not to be taken as the tribunal commitee's definitive philosophical declaration on the nature of the mind and possible existence of a 'soul'.
Your tulpa does not have to meet some arbitrary standard of 'realness' to break the rules.
Your tulpa does not have to meet some arbitrary standard of 'realness' to break the rules.
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If your tulpa is handling cognitive functions like dysphoria management, that bitch is considered to be AT MINIMUM partially fronting as far as the competition rules are concerned, and your body will be ruled as hosting a female participant.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If your tulpa is handling cognitive functions like dysphoria management, that bitch is considered to be AT MINIMUM partially fronting as far as the competition rules are concerned, and your body will be ruled as hosting a female participant.
Begging competitors who are part of plural systems to stop calling tribunals against their headmates. What are you trying to achieve, here? Do you think we are going to disqualify one of you but not the rest? If you believe that your headmate should not be in the competition you can simply resign.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Begging competitors who are part of plural systems to stop calling tribunals against their headmates. What are you trying to achieve, here? Do you think we are going to disqualify one of you but not the rest? If you believe that your headmate should not be in the competition you can simply resign.
TO BE CLEAR, it's STRAIGHT for women to date participants in the competition, because they are men, AND it's STRAIGHT for men to date participants in the competition, because let's be real, a lot of these guys are pretty much indistinguishable from women.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
TO BE CLEAR, it's STRAIGHT for women to date participants in the competition, because they are men, AND it's STRAIGHT for men to date participants in the competition, because let's be real, a lot of these guys are pretty much indistinguishable from women.
Sigh. How many times do I have to explain that Demon Viking Forcefem Planet is NOT a three-act romance, and is not GOING to meet expectations if you want it to fit that mold?
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sigh. How many times do I have to explain that Demon Viking Forcefem Planet is NOT a three-act romance, and is not GOING to meet expectations if you want it to fit that mold?
Dismissing the cutting-edge gender abolitionist theories being developed on the RCBG Accord as mere "brainworms" is not just arrogant, it is also deeply foolish. Think yourselves immune to the worms at your peril, for they will sneak inside and consume you.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Dismissing the cutting-edge gender abolitionist theories being developed on the RCBG Accord as mere "brainworms" is not just arrogant, it is also deeply foolish. Think yourselves immune to the worms at your peril, for they will sneak inside and consume you.
The notion that I am going to go on an "MRA tangent" is utter hogwash. Misandry is not real, and let me be clear: I am driven purely by bitter hatred of ONE woman in particular. I OWN it. That is why I am better than MRAs!
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The notion that I am going to go on an "MRA tangent" is utter hogwash. Misandry is not real, and let me be clear: I am driven purely by bitter hatred of ONE woman in particular. I OWN it. That is why I am better than MRAs!
Clarification: The Impostor and I did NOT get DIVORCED. This is an absolutely deranged misrepresentation of events built on a foundation of utterly insipid misreadings of the guide "Faking Lesbian Marriage: A Viable Strat?" which, in case you did not Get It, was a SHITPOST by Laura. She was TROLLING
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Clarification: The Impostor and I did NOT get DIVORCED. This is an absolutely deranged misrepresentation of events built on a foundation of utterly insipid misreadings of the guide "Faking Lesbian Marriage: A Viable Strat?" which, in case you did not Get It, was a SHITPOST by Laura. She was TROLLING
Ok. Fuck all of you actually. Enough discourse on what axis of marginalization participants in Ranked Competitive Breast Growth are marginalized by. ENOUGH insinuations that it is possible to be "transfeminized" as cis men. The REAL system of oppression at work here is GAMERPHOBIA.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ok. Fuck all of you actually. Enough discourse on what axis of marginalization participants in Ranked Competitive Breast Growth are marginalized by. ENOUGH insinuations that it is possible to be "transfeminized" as cis men. The REAL system of oppression at work here is GAMERPHOBIA.
Question my manhood at your peril, for unlike threats you may have faced in the past I do NOT rely on convoluted ad-hoc reinterpretations of queer theory to establish the axiomatic truth of my gender.
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Question my manhood at your peril, for unlike threats you may have faced in the past I do NOT rely on convoluted ad-hoc reinterpretations of queer theory to establish the axiomatic truth of my gender.
Demon Viking Forcefem Planet 13 review: I am slowly losing patience with the segment of the fandom who fail to appreciate the narrative importance of REFRAINING from centering the titular planet. Spacefaring and interstellar supply chain drama are of greater importance than Synnøve's vagina dentata
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Demon Viking Forcefem Planet 13 review: I am slowly losing patience with the segment of the fandom who fail to appreciate the narrative importance of REFRAINING from centering the titular planet. Spacefaring and interstellar supply chain drama are of greater importance than Synnøve's vagina dentata
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Rumors that Laura the Impostor provided me with any form of insider knowledge regarding her ridiculous stunt on the night of kickoff are LIBELOUS in nature. I did not read her ridiculous screed in my DMs, and furthermore I blocked her in retaliation for her attempts at entrapment wrt gender identity
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Rumors that Laura the Impostor provided me with any form of insider knowledge regarding her ridiculous stunt on the night of kickoff are LIBELOUS in nature. I did not read her ridiculous screed in my DMs, and furthermore I blocked her in retaliation for her attempts at entrapment wrt gender identity
"Touch grass"? Not only is poaceal contact medically irrelevant to mammogenesis, but you ought to be aware that in the current season, the death of grass is upon us. Consider for a moment that your dependency on wheat's less palatable cousin is a weakness that I lack. This is why *I* am winning.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Touch grass"? Not only is poaceal contact medically irrelevant to mammogenesis, but you ought to be aware that in the current season, the death of grass is upon us. Consider for a moment that your dependency on wheat's less palatable cousin is a weakness that I lack. This is why *I* am winning.
For the record, social lives so convoluted you require an entire graph to make sense of them are NOT ONLY irrelevant to your progression in the competition, it's also a tremendously distracting time sink that drains resources from actual NTBV-maximizing strategies.
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
For the record, social lives so convoluted you require an entire graph to make sense of them are NOT ONLY irrelevant to your progression in the competition, it's also a tremendously distracting time sink that drains resources from actual NTBV-maximizing strategies.
Insinuations that I am partaking in "large-scale cyberstalking of RCBG participants" must be viewed in the context that my intel tells me there is an Accord server RIGHT NOW that has a private viewing channel set up to log my online activity. MY documentation of opponents is self-defense!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Insinuations that I am partaking in "large-scale cyberstalking of RCBG participants" must be viewed in the context that my intel tells me there is an Accord server RIGHT NOW that has a private viewing channel set up to log my online activity. MY documentation of opponents is self-defense!!
The character portrayed by this account is from the work of fiction 'Ranked Competitive Breast Growth', which is a serialized webnovel co-written by @taliabhatt.itch.io and @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social. The views voiced by this fictional character do not reflect those of the authors.
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The character portrayed by this account is from the work of fiction 'Ranked Competitive Breast Growth', which is a serialized webnovel co-written by @taliabhatt.itch.io and @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social. The views voiced by this fictional character do not reflect those of the authors.
PLEASE refrain from speculating that user Estrogen's Favorite Princess has some manner of medical condition that would yield an advantage in the competition. Furthermore understand that even if Nichole DID have one, it would not make her "AFAB", as she is AMAB[1]
[1] Nichole's birth certificate
[1] Nichole's birth certificate
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
PLEASE refrain from speculating that user Estrogen's Favorite Princess has some manner of medical condition that would yield an advantage in the competition. Furthermore understand that even if Nichole DID have one, it would not make her "AFAB", as she is AMAB[1]
[1] Nichole's birth certificate
[1] Nichole's birth certificate
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I am not asking that you pledge yourselves to a third faction, but rather that you develop some modest capacity for independent reasoning. That, and that you take more precise measurements. I have error bars to shrink.
November 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I am not asking that you pledge yourselves to a third faction, but rather that you develop some modest capacity for independent reasoning. That, and that you take more precise measurements. I have error bars to shrink.
For the record: I am not a "Lauracel" and I have never been a "Lauracel", I move independently of the Trickster/Laura divide as I am ABOVE the conflict.
That you all insist on allegiance to these false idols signals a deep rot within the RCBG community.
That you all insist on allegiance to these false idols signals a deep rot within the RCBG community.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
For the record: I am not a "Lauracel" and I have never been a "Lauracel", I move independently of the Trickster/Laura divide as I am ABOVE the conflict.
That you all insist on allegiance to these false idols signals a deep rot within the RCBG community.
That you all insist on allegiance to these false idols signals a deep rot within the RCBG community.
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Oh, sure! One question though: When precisely in the three-year duration of the competition do you expect to have time for not only vaginoplasty, not only experimental organ transplantation, but also, AN ENTIRE PREGNANCY?
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh, sure! One question though: When precisely in the three-year duration of the competition do you expect to have time for not only vaginoplasty, not only experimental organ transplantation, but also, AN ENTIRE PREGNANCY?
Rumors that Laura the Impostor provided me with any form of insider knowledge regarding her ridiculous stunt on the night of kickoff are LIBELOUS in nature. I did not read her ridiculous screed in my DMs, and furthermore I blocked her in retaliation for her attempts at entrapment wrt gender identity
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Rumors that Laura the Impostor provided me with any form of insider knowledge regarding her ridiculous stunt on the night of kickoff are LIBELOUS in nature. I did not read her ridiculous screed in my DMs, and furthermore I blocked her in retaliation for her attempts at entrapment wrt gender identity
There is no likely scenario where "implant a lab-grown uterus, get pregnant, and then have an abortion" will be a viable strategy for Ranked Competitive Breast Growth. Think about surgical recovery timelines for five seconds.
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
There is no likely scenario where "implant a lab-grown uterus, get pregnant, and then have an abortion" will be a viable strategy for Ranked Competitive Breast Growth. Think about surgical recovery timelines for five seconds.