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need to know who at apple thinks “omw” and “On my way!” have the same vibe. i want to study them
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
spill the beans.. spill the tea.. why is gossip so accident prone
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
WAIT Jira supports custom emoji?! I cannot think of a single custom emoji i’ve ever seen that would be Jira appropriate lmao
September 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
August 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
i think it’s so funny that solo were like “ohh you don’t want us to market alcohol to children? fine. but we ARE going to market caffeine and guarana to children 😤”
July 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
sent a message about how i’m sleepy and included a 🥱 and i’m so sleepy that seeing a yawn emoji made me yawn
June 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
so mad at today’s nyt connections. putting in a reference targeted at people who are obsessed with wigan kebab video but not actually as a category… it’s messed up and cruel
June 18, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Reposted by eve
Hello everyone! Here’s a little video I made for the anniversary. It’s a cool little story about the life with and without splatoon and the lessons learnt. If I met and played with you through splatoon, you’re most likely featured/referenced youtu.be/BZwbOVu0RkI?...
A 10-Year Anecdote With Splatoon
YouTube video by Jayboc
youtu.be
June 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
at work we’ve been setting up a page that a vendor can use to make letters and we’ve been running into so many issues and we just figured out it’s because they’re running the page in INTERNET EXPLORER
May 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
globalisation is so weird to me…. drinking bottled green tea labelled “100% australian grown tea leaves” that also says “made in thailand”??
like, the leaves would have to be processed here surely, so what’s happening in thailand?? brewing and bottling? how is it cost effective to do that overseas??
May 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
pink wooper!! pooper!!!!
May 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
doechii anxiety just came on in the break room… anxiety at work huh? likely place for it to be
April 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
weekend before last :)
March 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
bet it felt cathartic as fuck for orpheus when he finally decided to look back at eurydice 😩👌
March 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i thought of a dumb thing to change my bluesky handle to but it’s 19 characters long (limit is 18 😩)
March 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
list of songs that for a few hours after listening to them I will be repeating their title over and over in my head:
- Supercollider? I Just Met Her - Good Game
- Flame shards goo - ML Buch
- With Greg Power Comes Greg Responsibility - Via Luna
March 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
was looking at the php docs for switch statement syntax and saw that php has a goto?? thought “that’s a terrible idea”, opened the page and the first thing on it is an xkcd about how it’s a terrible idea lmaoo

www.php.net/manual/en/co...
PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor
PHP is a popular general-purpose scripting language that powers everything from your blog to the most popular websites in the world.
www.php.net
February 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
it’s so messed up how no matter how much effort you think it’s going to take to move house it’s always double that at least 😩
February 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
there’s only 8 people in this teams chat i am LOCKED IN this monday morning
February 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
one of the joys of cutting my own hair: if my hair looks bad i can just cut it
one of the perils of cutting my own hair: if my hair looks bad i can just cut it
February 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
so cool when code isn’t working so you add log statements and rerun and it works 🙃
February 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
listening to this song and thinking about my beautiful butch wife (arkveld monster hunter)
Pretty Boy
YouTube video by Transviolet - Topic
youtu.be
February 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
when i’m going to see an artist live i like to make a ‘homework’ playlist to make sure i’m listening to their (and any support acts’) music beforehand and my current one is fun lmao, ginger root and alison wonderland. city pop and edm.
February 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the wrappers on the strawberry fruit leather i’m eating have bad jokes on them and one is “what did one strawberry say to the other? if you weren’t so sweet we wouldn’t be in this jam” but another is “what did the strawberry say to the bird? nothing, strawberries can’t talk” like.. no consistency :(
February 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
does anyone else find noise cancelling like… unpleasant? idk if it’s just the particular headsets i’ve tried it on but it makes me feel gross as hell
February 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM