The Irreverend™️
@irreverend.bsky.social
My kids call me Mom. My friends call me Jaime. My enemies call me and get my voicemail.
My favorite part of the day is right after I blow my nose and I can actually hear halfway decently for about 5 minutes before my Eustachian tubes clog back up
May 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My favorite part of the day is right after I blow my nose and I can actually hear halfway decently for about 5 minutes before my Eustachian tubes clog back up
Just so we're clear:
Fuck Donald Trump.
And fuck you if you voted for him.
Fuck Donald Trump.
And fuck you if you voted for him.
May 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just so we're clear:
Fuck Donald Trump.
And fuck you if you voted for him.
Fuck Donald Trump.
And fuck you if you voted for him.
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Me freaking out when a tiny spider descended on a thread MILLIMETERS FROM MY FACE while I was composing an email
kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Me freaking out when a tiny spider descended on a thread MILLIMETERS FROM MY FACE while I was composing an email
This is how we do it
<insert Montell Jordan song here>
<insert Montell Jordan song here>
How to Think (and Act) Like a Dissident Movement
AOC, solidarity, and people power.
www.thebulwark.com
March 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is how we do it
<insert Montell Jordan song here>
<insert Montell Jordan song here>
So, Mr Thump, are all boycotts "illegal," or just the one against Tesla? Inquiring minds want to know. I believe SCOTUS made a ruling in 1982 establishing consumer boycotts are a First Amendment right. And don't forget the Boston Tea Party way back in 1773. Boycotts are a sacred right.
March 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
So, Mr Thump, are all boycotts "illegal," or just the one against Tesla? Inquiring minds want to know. I believe SCOTUS made a ruling in 1982 establishing consumer boycotts are a First Amendment right. And don't forget the Boston Tea Party way back in 1773. Boycotts are a sacred right.
Some kid at school did a Nazi salute this morning. My youngest kiddo, a 16 yr old honor student with a heart of gold, dropped what he was doing, got up and walked over, and punched the kid, hard. He said, "Don't do that," and went back to what he was doing. I couldn't be prouder. #punchnazis
March 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Some kid at school did a Nazi salute this morning. My youngest kiddo, a 16 yr old honor student with a heart of gold, dropped what he was doing, got up and walked over, and punched the kid, hard. He said, "Don't do that," and went back to what he was doing. I couldn't be prouder. #punchnazis
It's a beautiful day to punch a Nazi ❤️🫶
March 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's a beautiful day to punch a Nazi ❤️🫶
Track the dismantling of American democracy here:
Project 2025 Tracker
Track the progress on Project 2025
www.project2025.observer
February 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Track the dismantling of American democracy here:
Well... At least we haven't been swallowed by a whale 🤷♀️
February 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Well... At least we haven't been swallowed by a whale 🤷♀️
The US was built by unpaid Black labor. On the backs of enslaved African men and women. Don't ever forget that, because morning like that should've happened or should ever happen again. What a powerful representation of that in the Superbowl half time performance. #blackhistory is #americanhistory
February 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The US was built by unpaid Black labor. On the backs of enslaved African men and women. Don't ever forget that, because morning like that should've happened or should ever happen again. What a powerful representation of that in the Superbowl half time performance. #blackhistory is #americanhistory
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
I really do love living in a neighborhood. And I love having dogs. Every day I tell my dogs that whatever it is they're barking at is "just neighbors doing neighbor things". You may be wondering, "But what, pray tell, are neighbor things? Well, I'll tell ya. 🧵👇
February 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I really do love living in a neighborhood. And I love having dogs. Every day I tell my dogs that whatever it is they're barking at is "just neighbors doing neighbor things". You may be wondering, "But what, pray tell, are neighbor things? Well, I'll tell ya. 🧵👇
I had a minor surgery today. I was so grateful for the anesthesia... It was nice to be completely unaware of the world falling apart. Like a lil mini vacation from bullshit.
February 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I had a minor surgery today. I was so grateful for the anesthesia... It was nice to be completely unaware of the world falling apart. Like a lil mini vacation from bullshit.
So. Much. Rain! Our back yard is so swampy, I swear I just saw Sarah Huckabee Sanders slithering around out there.
a foggy forest with trees and plants and a pond
ALT: a foggy forest with trees and plants and a pond
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
So. Much. Rain! Our back yard is so swampy, I swear I just saw Sarah Huckabee Sanders slithering around out there.
This is Worf. He's 90 lbs of lovable and adorable dog. Worf is also a huge wuss. Some of the things that scare him include:
-a grooming brush
-a kazoo
-a hair clip
-a trash bag
-my hair dryer
-a cardboard tube
-being kissed on the top of his head
-not having eyes on me for more than 10 seconds
-a grooming brush
-a kazoo
-a hair clip
-a trash bag
-my hair dryer
-a cardboard tube
-being kissed on the top of his head
-not having eyes on me for more than 10 seconds
January 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is Worf. He's 90 lbs of lovable and adorable dog. Worf is also a huge wuss. Some of the things that scare him include:
-a grooming brush
-a kazoo
-a hair clip
-a trash bag
-my hair dryer
-a cardboard tube
-being kissed on the top of his head
-not having eyes on me for more than 10 seconds
-a grooming brush
-a kazoo
-a hair clip
-a trash bag
-my hair dryer
-a cardboard tube
-being kissed on the top of his head
-not having eyes on me for more than 10 seconds
Super important to keep a little bail money tucked away in case you run into a Nazi that needs their shit rocked.
a woman wearing boxing gloves is running in front of a punching bag .
ALT: a woman wearing boxing gloves is running in front of a punching bag .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Super important to keep a little bail money tucked away in case you run into a Nazi that needs their shit rocked.
Came across this shameful display during school drop-off this morning. This trash can was humping its own lid right there in the open! Pretty sure this constitutes public trashturbation, which is Against The Law. And so close to a school! 😡
January 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Came across this shameful display during school drop-off this morning. This trash can was humping its own lid right there in the open! Pretty sure this constitutes public trashturbation, which is Against The Law. And so close to a school! 😡
"Boop" - Zebra walking past a self checkout.
January 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Boop" - Zebra walking past a self checkout.
My teenage son, after watching me eat shit on our icy driveway for the 3rd time in as many days: "Maybe you're just bad at walking. Like you forgot what having legs is for."
Me: "No, son, I'm just clumsy and I'm talented at finding new and creative ways to fuck myself up." #winter #clumsy
Me: "No, son, I'm just clumsy and I'm talented at finding new and creative ways to fuck myself up." #winter #clumsy
January 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Snow fetch with my confused dogs 😂
January 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Snow fetch with my confused dogs 😂
Apparently the MAGA cult has its very own Chrome-based web browser, "Tusk." Surely that's a reference to an elephant's tusk and not an amalgamation of "Trump" and "Musk." Surely.
December 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Apparently the MAGA cult has its very own Chrome-based web browser, "Tusk." Surely that's a reference to an elephant's tusk and not an amalgamation of "Trump" and "Musk." Surely.
Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down.
December 10, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down.