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Not relevant in the slightest.
Men would literally rather create an entire genre of music called emo than go to therapy
December 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Men would literally rather create an entire genre of music called emo than go to therapy
Eating a handful of almonds and pretending I’m Obama
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Eating a handful of almonds and pretending I’m Obama
The Dogfish 90 Minute IPA is not to be trifled with
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Dogfish 90 Minute IPA is not to be trifled with
Devastating: I wasn’t able to finish downloading Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire before my flight took off today.
August 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Devastating: I wasn’t able to finish downloading Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire before my flight took off today.
Dear hc dudes: if it’s 90 degrees out, feel free to leave the jeans and leather vests at home. Your skull tattoos are plenty hardcore, heatstroke is not
July 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Dear hc dudes: if it’s 90 degrees out, feel free to leave the jeans and leather vests at home. Your skull tattoos are plenty hardcore, heatstroke is not
Trimming your beard is just mowing your face lawn
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Trimming your beard is just mowing your face lawn
Weird that the new pope is just wandering around Rome trying to convince people that Chicago-style pizza is good
May 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Weird that the new pope is just wandering around Rome trying to convince people that Chicago-style pizza is good
Trump for the last decade: I’m gonna start a trade war
Financial Industry: Nah he’s joking, let’s get him elected
Trump now: I’m starting a trade war
Financial Industry: Holy shit how did this happen
Financial Industry: Nah he’s joking, let’s get him elected
Trump now: I’m starting a trade war
Financial Industry: Holy shit how did this happen
April 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Trump for the last decade: I’m gonna start a trade war
Financial Industry: Nah he’s joking, let’s get him elected
Trump now: I’m starting a trade war
Financial Industry: Holy shit how did this happen
Financial Industry: Nah he’s joking, let’s get him elected
Trump now: I’m starting a trade war
Financial Industry: Holy shit how did this happen
I created 2 brackets this year for March Madness. One I picked myself, the other I asked Claude to create. I’m losing.
March 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I created 2 brackets this year for March Madness. One I picked myself, the other I asked Claude to create. I’m losing.
The contradictory nature of a “sweater polo” makes me uncontrollably angry
Is it HOT or COLD
Is it HOT or COLD
January 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The contradictory nature of a “sweater polo” makes me uncontrollably angry
Is it HOT or COLD
Is it HOT or COLD
I know I’m old because I’m just now entering my brat era, roughly 8 months too late
January 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I know I’m old because I’m just now entering my brat era, roughly 8 months too late
Buying an espresso machine has taught me that literally any life situation can be improved by drinking an espresso beforehand.
Work, the gym, parties, meals, doctor’s appointments, the DMV, going to Walgreens, cooking, etc.
Work, the gym, parties, meals, doctor’s appointments, the DMV, going to Walgreens, cooking, etc.
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Buying an espresso machine has taught me that literally any life situation can be improved by drinking an espresso beforehand.
Work, the gym, parties, meals, doctor’s appointments, the DMV, going to Walgreens, cooking, etc.
Work, the gym, parties, meals, doctor’s appointments, the DMV, going to Walgreens, cooking, etc.
Pomegranates are the only good thing about winter
December 2, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Pomegranates are the only good thing about winter
Is this anything?
The Sword of Dayummmocles
The Sword of Dayummmocles
November 21, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Is this anything?
The Sword of Dayummmocles
The Sword of Dayummmocles
Every article since the election has been this exact format:
Title: “Can Donald Trump really appoint Dog the Bounty Hunter to slap every brown person in America”
Body: “It would be unprecedented for our democracy but yes”
Title: “Can Donald Trump really appoint Dog the Bounty Hunter to slap every brown person in America”
Body: “It would be unprecedented for our democracy but yes”
November 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Every article since the election has been this exact format:
Title: “Can Donald Trump really appoint Dog the Bounty Hunter to slap every brown person in America”
Body: “It would be unprecedented for our democracy but yes”
Title: “Can Donald Trump really appoint Dog the Bounty Hunter to slap every brown person in America”
Body: “It would be unprecedented for our democracy but yes”
This might be hard to hear, but 8 Mile is a musical
November 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM
This might be hard to hear, but 8 Mile is a musical
I only play guitar for the internet validation
November 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I only play guitar for the internet validation
The ultimate New York betrayal
June 23, 2023 at 6:41 PM
The ultimate New York betrayal
Placing a croissant in either pocket of my jean jacket like I got akimbo glocks
June 23, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Placing a croissant in either pocket of my jean jacket like I got akimbo glocks
This is the best subreddit and it’s not even close
June 22, 2023 at 10:31 PM
This is the best subreddit and it’s not even close
I want to drink so much coffee that I fear for my life
June 20, 2023 at 7:18 PM
I want to drink so much coffee that I fear for my life
Be adventurous. Be open-minded. Try a digital spliff (when you inhale from a vape and a weed pen at the same time).
June 19, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Be adventurous. Be open-minded. Try a digital spliff (when you inhale from a vape and a weed pen at the same time).
Tried so hard to figure out what saptbatic meant
June 17, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Tried so hard to figure out what saptbatic meant
I apologize to all of Brooklyn for unleashing my overly friendly, way too excited, highly intoxicated, Connecticut-based dad on the city
June 17, 2023 at 4:37 PM
I apologize to all of Brooklyn for unleashing my overly friendly, way too excited, highly intoxicated, Connecticut-based dad on the city