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@irr-ational.bsky.social
lans, 16 and stupid
this is where i yap, please do NOT take anything i say on here seriously
https://lans.nekoweb.org
this is where i yap, please do NOT take anything i say on here seriously
https://lans.nekoweb.org
dude i legit cannot take my mom seriously, when i crashed out on her with tranny shit there's been multiple times she literally asked ai, "how do i help my daughter accept that she's a girl and get her to stop thinking she's a boy" like i cant do this shit anymore just get me outta here 🥹
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
dude i legit cannot take my mom seriously, when i crashed out on her with tranny shit there's been multiple times she literally asked ai, "how do i help my daughter accept that she's a girl and get her to stop thinking she's a boy" like i cant do this shit anymore just get me outta here 🥹
I got a 682/900 on my certification test. Not great but i passed and did only about as well as my peers and the test is difficult so there’s nothing much else I can say now
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I got a 682/900 on my certification test. Not great but i passed and did only about as well as my peers and the test is difficult so there’s nothing much else I can say now
i think i will need to get myself another monitor in the near future this setup is impossible
January 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
i think i will need to get myself another monitor in the near future this setup is impossible
dude i just got a new number and i started receiving nonstop calls immediately, like where tf is this coming from
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
dude i just got a new number and i started receiving nonstop calls immediately, like where tf is this coming from
after literally forever i switched to youtube music in my browser and i just realized that shuffle and loop actually work on playlists
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
after literally forever i switched to youtube music in my browser and i just realized that shuffle and loop actually work on playlists
im like genuinely excited about this stat project its cool and fun im being totally unironic rn
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
im like genuinely excited about this stat project its cool and fun im being totally unironic rn
monkey quest was the very first video game i played, its really sad to see such a fate befall it and so now i cant revisit this bit of my childhood anymore
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
monkey quest was the very first video game i played, its really sad to see such a fate befall it and so now i cant revisit this bit of my childhood anymore
On a completely unrelated note I realized I can probably carpool with my sister (who will be a freshman) next year when I get my drivers license which is gonna be awesome
January 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
On a completely unrelated note I realized I can probably carpool with my sister (who will be a freshman) next year when I get my drivers license which is gonna be awesome
I’m on the bus and my neighbors are talking about ender dragon r34 thank you thank you thank you
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I’m on the bus and my neighbors are talking about ender dragon r34 thank you thank you thank you
using benzoyl peroxide when you wear glasses is a nightmare when it dries out your skin so you just have dead skin flakes littering your glasses
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
using benzoyl peroxide when you wear glasses is a nightmare when it dries out your skin so you just have dead skin flakes littering your glasses
My sister is unironically hypnotized
January 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
My sister is unironically hypnotized
i paid $13 for aseprite and it doesnt have a dither tool are we srs gng
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
i paid $13 for aseprite and it doesnt have a dither tool are we srs gng
You said you’d stay here even after you swore to fully erase your presence on the internet, and then you stopped answering
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
You said you’d stay here even after you swore to fully erase your presence on the internet, and then you stopped answering
I had another dream. I contacted your number but I couldn’t reach you. Then i did your moms and never heard back. And then i saw you again, but I couldn’t leave either because your parents trapped me too.
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I had another dream. I contacted your number but I couldn’t reach you. Then i did your moms and never heard back. And then i saw you again, but I couldn’t leave either because your parents trapped me too.
I feel like the main thing stopping me with communicating smoothly/naturally with cismoids is remembering im a pooner and feeling emasculated and intrusive thoughts because of it, otherwise it really just feels natural
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I feel like the main thing stopping me with communicating smoothly/naturally with cismoids is remembering im a pooner and feeling emasculated and intrusive thoughts because of it, otherwise it really just feels natural
Life expectancy is something people glaze over oftentimes because they don’t understand what it means. yeah, on average people live to age 76 but if i say “50% of people die before age 76” that really turns heads
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Life expectancy is something people glaze over oftentimes because they don’t understand what it means. yeah, on average people live to age 76 but if i say “50% of people die before age 76” that really turns heads
I keep dreaming about you, June. We love and miss you <3
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I keep dreaming about you, June. We love and miss you <3
i changed my username so it’s harder for randoms and stalkers to go snooping around here
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
i changed my username so it’s harder for randoms and stalkers to go snooping around here
My dad Is practically purple from drinking 😕
December 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My dad Is practically purple from drinking 😕
the silver bullet to ai not taking over the world is avoiding a model with general intelligence because that's what humans have and that's what's being replaced
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the silver bullet to ai not taking over the world is avoiding a model with general intelligence because that's what humans have and that's what's being replaced
im taking that as a sign from god for me to never do that again
December 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
im taking that as a sign from god for me to never do that again
At the DMV, waiting for my appointment, no books, minimal studying, no headphones, just thugging it out
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
At the DMV, waiting for my appointment, no books, minimal studying, no headphones, just thugging it out
until I start T, im just an asian girl with cropped hair at the end of the day and it disgusts me how quickly my appearance falls apart because of that
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
until I start T, im just an asian girl with cropped hair at the end of the day and it disgusts me how quickly my appearance falls apart because of that
my sister has been watching a concerning amount of wild kratts within the past week and while also watching i realized the villains are metaphors to human forces destroying the environment
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
my sister has been watching a concerning amount of wild kratts within the past week and while also watching i realized the villains are metaphors to human forces destroying the environment
anecdotal shower thought: art is heavily correlated to maturity (this is intentionally vague because there’s a lot of room for variation in this statement that still proves my point)
December 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
anecdotal shower thought: art is heavily correlated to maturity (this is intentionally vague because there’s a lot of room for variation in this statement that still proves my point)