Ah yes, the burping flopper

I mean this politely, but you strike me as the genre of individual who would listen to Jack Stauber.

Your artistic range is somthing to behold.

It feels uncanny seeing him without a noodle face

Every borzoi I met: Clinical Depresionamadoodle

Young borzoi: Normal dog

Mature borzoi: DiDnT I dO iT FoR YoOoOoO

Grain Weevils love to infest bags of rice

You successfully Beatlejuiced him.

This looks like a panel from Mau Makan Apa

You are telling me this is the fish thst has been licking my bread?

Can someone Rattatouie him by grabbing his horns like handlebars?

According to the Old Testament, it was a degree from God that snakes were cursed to forever shuffle about on their bellies, therefore giving them limbs would be a modern day retribution against divine will, a second Tower of Babel if you will.

Ergo, this is metal as hell.

20 gigs? Nah, he has only one gig now, and that is farming pendants.

Horse owners when the horse is fartin' hard: 😃

Horse owners when their horse is hardly fartin': 😟🤳

Amazing how we all eventually get that in our reccomend, huh?