Tim Waits
@ironweed.bsky.social
Not again with this shit / bring on your spaniards by the score / so many mistakes
serves me right for trying to spell it without checking first
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
serves me right for trying to spell it without checking first
I will never put Ad Nauseum in a Procrustian bed, sir.
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I will never put Ad Nauseum in a Procrustian bed, sir.
Arguments between folks citing past elections to illustrate How We Got Here With Trump Being The Fucking President Again What The Fuck had frankly lost some of their sparkle for me lately, I mean yah Harris Biden Sanders the occasional Gore, but we are breaking some new ground here for sure.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Arguments between folks citing past elections to illustrate How We Got Here With Trump Being The Fucking President Again What The Fuck had frankly lost some of their sparkle for me lately, I mean yah Harris Biden Sanders the occasional Gore, but we are breaking some new ground here for sure.
I have so rarely had the opportunity to use ad nauseum that it never occurred to me to abbreviate it, or find out whether it had some truncated form. In any case, it is too much fun to type in full for me to ever consider using something that people would assume was me fucking up "and."
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I have so rarely had the opportunity to use ad nauseum that it never occurred to me to abbreviate it, or find out whether it had some truncated form. In any case, it is too much fun to type in full for me to ever consider using something that people would assume was me fucking up "and."
Very much in the same vein.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Very much in the same vein.
Our experiments moved far too slowly to suit me; there were too few suitable corpses available locally.
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Our experiments moved far too slowly to suit me; there were too few suitable corpses available locally.
E.g., "Reanimator 2: The Reanimating" and suchlike and so on.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
E.g., "Reanimator 2: The Reanimating" and suchlike and so on.
Dear Ms. Zellers
I hope this email finds you down a well
I hope this email finds you down a well
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Dear Ms. Zellers
I hope this email finds you down a well
I hope this email finds you down a well
I will never be able to remember what e.g. actually stands for in latin because I was taught to use it as "example given"
Curse you whoever you were who taught me that handy thing
Curse you whoever you were who taught me that handy thing
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I will never be able to remember what e.g. actually stands for in latin because I was taught to use it as "example given"
Curse you whoever you were who taught me that handy thing
Curse you whoever you were who taught me that handy thing
Zellers what is the plural form of "other"
[I delete my account]
[I delete my account]
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Zellers what is the plural form of "other"
[I delete my account]
[I delete my account]
Call 1-800-ZELLERS for all of your editing needs
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Call 1-800-ZELLERS for all of your editing needs
fucking shite language m8
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
fucking shite language m8
We are gonna figure it all out any day now and get back to you with some definitive answers about Women
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
We are gonna figure it all out any day now and get back to you with some definitive answers about Women
Welty we are all very concerned about The Women and the stuff they are doing, or not doing, or want to do, etc. It is a big philosophical subject.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Welty we are all very concerned about The Women and the stuff they are doing, or not doing, or want to do, etc. It is a big philosophical subject.
Mr. Jones and me
Tell each other fairy tales
And we stare at them beautiful women
She's looking at you
Oh no, no, she's looking at me
Tell each other fairy tales
And we stare at them beautiful women
She's looking at you
Oh no, no, she's looking at me
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Mr. Jones and me
Tell each other fairy tales
And we stare at them beautiful women
She's looking at you
Oh no, no, she's looking at me
Tell each other fairy tales
And we stare at them beautiful women
She's looking at you
Oh no, no, she's looking at me
lol
It is terrible, as are most things I post at this time of night
It is terrible, as are most things I post at this time of night
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
lol
It is terrible, as are most things I post at this time of night
It is terrible, as are most things I post at this time of night
I don't think Europe has recognized or sufficiently congratulated Rickman for breaking through to American audiences by being a vaguely European dude who is fucking cool as hell, and deadly. He makes Bond look like Mr. Bean. Mitteleuropa accents got fucking sexy overnight. There should be statues.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I don't think Europe has recognized or sufficiently congratulated Rickman for breaking through to American audiences by being a vaguely European dude who is fucking cool as hell, and deadly. He makes Bond look like Mr. Bean. Mitteleuropa accents got fucking sexy overnight. There should be statues.
Julio and I, down by the school yard.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Julio and I, down by the school yard.
No. 5 is the channel, stay grounded bro because Coco's gone loco on the juice, riding the lightning, shuffling on the deep shag swag carpet to power up but her zap? Is crap.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
No. 5 is the channel, stay grounded bro because Coco's gone loco on the juice, riding the lightning, shuffling on the deep shag swag carpet to power up but her zap? Is crap.
Ok Zellers i will try
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Ok Zellers i will try
Yes & also ooh ooh ooh if we are doing songs about choices and regret and forgiveness (or lack of any of the foregoing, uh ... thereof?) please indulge me along those lines
"We'll always love you but
that's not the point" dang they killed it
"We'll always love you but
that's not the point" dang they killed it
The Roches - Hammond Song
YouTube video by RochesFan
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Yes & also ooh ooh ooh if we are doing songs about choices and regret and forgiveness (or lack of any of the foregoing, uh ... thereof?) please indulge me along those lines
"We'll always love you but
that's not the point" dang they killed it
"We'll always love you but
that's not the point" dang they killed it
Zellers, verily I say unto you that we must be prepared for all contingencies. We must beat on, boats against the current that seeks to bear us ceaselessly back into the past. We must listen to good music, which is the food of Love, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Zellers, verily I say unto you that we must be prepared for all contingencies. We must beat on, boats against the current that seeks to bear us ceaselessly back into the past. We must listen to good music, which is the food of Love, etc.
Zellers I am experiencing The Ecstasy of Communication and nearly bereft of every scene
daddy-o
daddy-o
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Zellers I am experiencing The Ecstasy of Communication and nearly bereft of every scene
daddy-o
daddy-o
You should, and you are. Sincerely.
And we only get one go-round, hypotheticals notwithstanding, so the answer (there is no right one of course) is always about us, now, in the spot we're in.
And we only get one go-round, hypotheticals notwithstanding, so the answer (there is no right one of course) is always about us, now, in the spot we're in.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You should, and you are. Sincerely.
And we only get one go-round, hypotheticals notwithstanding, so the answer (there is no right one of course) is always about us, now, in the spot we're in.
And we only get one go-round, hypotheticals notwithstanding, so the answer (there is no right one of course) is always about us, now, in the spot we're in.