I'm so ready for this

other ideas:
Pepsi Fuego, which is spicy
Pepsi Thicc, which has the consistency of Guinness

I am a ridiculous person but I like myself lots

:(

spite and defiance are what keeps my limbs moving and my heart beating

sorry but I've been saying this for years

terrible metaphor, if people vote to drive off a cliff the mistake you made was not "you didn't vote to not drive off a cliff" it's that you should have taken control of the steering by force

follow up, how many cats is too many cats?