Ironicteachings
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I’m a teacher, a father, and a nerd, so I’m probably like a lot of you reading this.
Maybe trust that teachers do know best.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
September 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Maybe trust that teachers do know best.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
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Ok, folx, time to help some good people:
Redacted Escape Rooms is an LGBTQ small business that is trying to get that final push to open. The owners are good people who just need a little more to launch what could be a really innovative place. Please help if you can.
Check it out:
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Redacted Escape Rooms is an LGBTQ small business that is trying to get that final push to open. The owners are good people who just need a little more to launch what could be a really innovative place. Please help if you can.
Check it out:
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This is what I have to do for my dog to be able to go potty. It’s freaking cold, folx.
January 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is what I have to do for my dog to be able to go potty. It’s freaking cold, folx.
The joys of having to go out and do things has been tempered by this weather.
January 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The joys of having to go out and do things has been tempered by this weather.
Oh is it Saturday? Time has no meaning anymore when you grade.
January 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh is it Saturday? Time has no meaning anymore when you grade.
Just got to the end of the 15th Monday of the year.
January 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Just got to the end of the 15th Monday of the year.
Got into an argument today with my admin. 8% of my students are failing. The reasons they are failing her because they aren’t doing the work and they’re not coming to class. Apparently I need to somehow fix that.
They also didn’t like that I care more about the skills than the grades.
They also didn’t like that I care more about the skills than the grades.
November 25, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Got into an argument today with my admin. 8% of my students are failing. The reasons they are failing her because they aren’t doing the work and they’re not coming to class. Apparently I need to somehow fix that.
They also didn’t like that I care more about the skills than the grades.
They also didn’t like that I care more about the skills than the grades.
I left on time today from work for an appointment. I received an email asking why I left early. I left at the end of my *contract* hours for the first time in weeks. Do they tell CPA’s, “If you leave at 5 when the day’s over, you left early,” ever?
November 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I left on time today from work for an appointment. I received an email asking why I left early. I left at the end of my *contract* hours for the first time in weeks. Do they tell CPA’s, “If you leave at 5 when the day’s over, you left early,” ever?
I am trying to do everything I can to help a colleague of mine who is falling apart. Parents are just so vicious this year. I’m sorry your kid is not getting an a, but they haven’t turned in any work. Talk to the kid, not the teacher about it.
November 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I am trying to do everything I can to help a colleague of mine who is falling apart. Parents are just so vicious this year. I’m sorry your kid is not getting an a, but they haven’t turned in any work. Talk to the kid, not the teacher about it.
It is always hilarious to me when I run into students in the real world and they don’t know what to do.
Today, my partner and daughter are returning things at an outdoor mall and I am walking the dog waiting for them and my students saw me and tried to hide.
Today, my partner and daughter are returning things at an outdoor mall and I am walking the dog waiting for them and my students saw me and tried to hide.
November 17, 2024 at 6:34 PM
It is always hilarious to me when I run into students in the real world and they don’t know what to do.
Today, my partner and daughter are returning things at an outdoor mall and I am walking the dog waiting for them and my students saw me and tried to hide.
Today, my partner and daughter are returning things at an outdoor mall and I am walking the dog waiting for them and my students saw me and tried to hide.
So I’ve spent the last month arguing with my admin about the importance of teaching grammar. Today, after changing assignments, changing my gradebook, and more, my admin came to me and said, “Maybe…maybe you were right.”
Reader, I already knew….
Reader, I already knew….
November 16, 2024 at 12:25 AM
So I’ve spent the last month arguing with my admin about the importance of teaching grammar. Today, after changing assignments, changing my gradebook, and more, my admin came to me and said, “Maybe…maybe you were right.”
Reader, I already knew….
Reader, I already knew….
My son: Dad, you aren’t gonna believe what I’m doing right now?
Me: Oh? What are you doing?
My son: I’m listening to #MattMercer talk.
Me: What video?
My son: No, dad, live! In front of me in Eau Claire.
Me:… Well, you always want your kids to have more or better than you.
Me: Oh? What are you doing?
My son: I’m listening to #MattMercer talk.
Me: What video?
My son: No, dad, live! In front of me in Eau Claire.
Me:… Well, you always want your kids to have more or better than you.
November 14, 2024 at 3:20 AM
My son: Dad, you aren’t gonna believe what I’m doing right now?
Me: Oh? What are you doing?
My son: I’m listening to #MattMercer talk.
Me: What video?
My son: No, dad, live! In front of me in Eau Claire.
Me:… Well, you always want your kids to have more or better than you.
Me: Oh? What are you doing?
My son: I’m listening to #MattMercer talk.
Me: What video?
My son: No, dad, live! In front of me in Eau Claire.
Me:… Well, you always want your kids to have more or better than you.
I’m tired. My whole week was people in my life asking me to make them feel better about the election. Felt like I was a small kid dad again telling people things but not really believing it.
November 10, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I’m tired. My whole week was people in my life asking me to make them feel better about the election. Felt like I was a small kid dad again telling people things but not really believing it.
I’m just so tired. Emotionally and physically. I feel so drained, but I also feel I have to be Atlas, so back to the sky.
January 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I’m just so tired. Emotionally and physically. I feel so drained, but I also feel I have to be Atlas, so back to the sky.
It’s #nationaldogday, so here is my bestest furry friend, Hades. He’s @puppersinthestyx on IG, and he’s a good boy
August 26, 2023 at 3:04 PM
It’s #nationaldogday, so here is my bestest furry friend, Hades. He’s @puppersinthestyx on IG, and he’s a good boy
Just so you all know….
August 5, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Just so you all know….
One of the problems of history today is that people want a glorious sound bite of the moment. “America won the war because it dropped the bomb. USA!”
That removes so much of what was happening behind the scenes. People want a Vine or a TikTok instead of the story.
That removes so much of what was happening behind the scenes. People want a Vine or a TikTok instead of the story.
July 30, 2023 at 1:25 PM
One of the problems of history today is that people want a glorious sound bite of the moment. “America won the war because it dropped the bomb. USA!”
That removes so much of what was happening behind the scenes. People want a Vine or a TikTok instead of the story.
That removes so much of what was happening behind the scenes. People want a Vine or a TikTok instead of the story.
Instead of “Nothing Compares 2 You,” try, “She Moved Through the Fair,” to remember Sinead O’Connor.
July 26, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Instead of “Nothing Compares 2 You,” try, “She Moved Through the Fair,” to remember Sinead O’Connor.
Good thing I have to drive cross country the next few days. I almost broke my controller trying to platinum Trek to Yomi
July 25, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Good thing I have to drive cross country the next few days. I almost broke my controller trying to platinum Trek to Yomi
I am ready to Barbenheimer.
July 20, 2023 at 9:54 PM
I am ready to Barbenheimer.
Beautiful rainbow after a hail storm.
July 20, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Beautiful rainbow after a hail storm.
College visits are weird. They’re weirder when you’re the parent.
July 18, 2023 at 5:15 PM
College visits are weird. They’re weirder when you’re the parent.
Congratulations! You won the power all. What are you buying?
Me:
Me:
July 14, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Congratulations! You won the power all. What are you buying?
Me:
Me: