Allison
@ironicplatypus.bsky.social
✨Estrogen doper✨
Pansexual (sapphic-leaning)
(she/her) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
🔞MDNI
Pansexual (sapphic-leaning)
(she/her) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
🔞MDNI
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Allison
@ironicplatypus.bsky.social
· Mar 10
I enjoy coffee, cats, exploring new areas/parks/cities, listening to music, hiking, camping, video games, museums, walks, cuddling, and hanging out.
Favorite musical artists: Radiohead, Bright Eyes, Deftones, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Thursday, Saves The Day, M83, Florence + The Machine.
Favorite musical artists: Radiohead, Bright Eyes, Deftones, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Thursday, Saves The Day, M83, Florence + The Machine.
Selfies from this morning
August 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Selfies from this morning
Got my septum pierced! I’m loving it
July 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Got my septum pierced! I’m loving it
Today is such a beautiful day for a ride with a light jacket. I miss my motorcycle so much. I wish someone would take me for a ride (nods at double meaning)
June 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Today is such a beautiful day for a ride with a light jacket. I miss my motorcycle so much. I wish someone would take me for a ride (nods at double meaning)
Would you suck dick for Magic cards? The answer may be more desirable than you know…
May 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Would you suck dick for Magic cards? The answer may be more desirable than you know…
“Fuck it! We ball!”
April 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“Fuck it! We ball!”
I want to snuggle with someone all night and cook a simple breakfast for us in the morning. Share a morning bong rip and a coffee. How do I effectively market this experience because I feel there is a really need to be filled in others here as well?
April 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I want to snuggle with someone all night and cook a simple breakfast for us in the morning. Share a morning bong rip and a coffee. How do I effectively market this experience because I feel there is a really need to be filled in others here as well?
For the first time, I used the women’s restroom in Walmart. A flood of women entered after I got into my stall. But none of the women gave me any looks or made me feel out of place. One woman even gave me a smile. 10/10 experience.
April 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
For the first time, I used the women’s restroom in Walmart. A flood of women entered after I got into my stall. But none of the women gave me any looks or made me feel out of place. One woman even gave me a smile. 10/10 experience.
My nesting partner is going out of town this coming weekend and bought me my own Magic Wand. It’s comes today and so might I
March 31, 2025 at 9:09 AM
My nesting partner is going out of town this coming weekend and bought me my own Magic Wand. It’s comes today and so might I
I took a selfie that I don’t hate
March 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I took a selfie that I don’t hate
I enjoy coffee, cats, exploring new areas/parks/cities, listening to music, hiking, camping, video games, museums, walks, cuddling, and hanging out.
Favorite musical artists: Radiohead, Bright Eyes, Deftones, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Thursday, Saves The Day, M83, Florence + The Machine.
Favorite musical artists: Radiohead, Bright Eyes, Deftones, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Thursday, Saves The Day, M83, Florence + The Machine.
March 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I enjoy coffee, cats, exploring new areas/parks/cities, listening to music, hiking, camping, video games, museums, walks, cuddling, and hanging out.
Favorite musical artists: Radiohead, Bright Eyes, Deftones, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Thursday, Saves The Day, M83, Florence + The Machine.
Favorite musical artists: Radiohead, Bright Eyes, Deftones, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Thursday, Saves The Day, M83, Florence + The Machine.
Today is my tranniversary! Two years of hrt and being Allison
March 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Today is my tranniversary! Two years of hrt and being Allison
Happy international women’s day to all my girlies out there!
March 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Happy international women’s day to all my girlies out there!
Posted a musical opinion on threads and someone threatened to stab me! Lmao!
March 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Posted a musical opinion on threads and someone threatened to stab me! Lmao!
If you haven’t seen me since summer, you don’t know me. I’m a whole different cup size
March 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you haven’t seen me since summer, you don’t know me. I’m a whole different cup size
Bought a cute new dress from Hot Topic of all places!
February 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Bought a cute new dress from Hot Topic of all places!
Our old vibrator was just not cutting it, so we broke down and ordered the Magic Wand Plus and it will be here Sunday!!! Nothing but good vibes headed my way!
February 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Our old vibrator was just not cutting it, so we broke down and ordered the Magic Wand Plus and it will be here Sunday!!! Nothing but good vibes headed my way!
POV: you are out to eat at the local Mexican restaurant with your gorgeous partners
February 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
POV: you are out to eat at the local Mexican restaurant with your gorgeous partners
I just want to slow dance and make out so bad
February 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I just want to slow dance and make out so bad
Baking pot cookies and just hanging out
February 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Baking pot cookies and just hanging out
My new favorite pastime:
Laying in bed naked and listening to music
Laying in bed naked and listening to music
February 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My new favorite pastime:
Laying in bed naked and listening to music
Laying in bed naked and listening to music
Two cookies, Radiohead, and naked with my heated blanket in bed.
February 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Two cookies, Radiohead, and naked with my heated blanket in bed.
Picking out Valentine’s Day cards in the scope of polyamory was an interesting experience. Most every card suffered from pointless gendering or excessive monogamous language.
February 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Picking out Valentine’s Day cards in the scope of polyamory was an interesting experience. Most every card suffered from pointless gendering or excessive monogamous language.
Just laying in bed with my cat and a heated blanket
February 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just laying in bed with my cat and a heated blanket
Florence + the Machine and cooking some not eggs. They might not taste exactly like eggs, but they are good for what they are. That’s been my entire experience with vegan food so far: tastes good, but not like it’s substitute
February 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Florence + the Machine and cooking some not eggs. They might not taste exactly like eggs, but they are good for what they are. That’s been my entire experience with vegan food so far: tastes good, but not like it’s substitute
The best people share music and warm hugs
February 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The best people share music and warm hugs