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Ironic Mullet
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Temp here when I woke?!?

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Dear Godde, I NEED a decent apt SO BADLY:

HMU if you know someone decent with a studio or something. I lost my people & am bereft of contacts now. I'd relocate for Kind humans.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Someone said there's a special place in hell for those that Normied while the world burned...

It DOES kinda smell like brimstone, come to think of it...
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
HITLER?!?!???

OUR ALLY STALIN WAS ***DEMONSTRABLY*** FAR WORSE!!!

....oh, and Nazis created NASA & the CIA

Your stupid, propagandized ass needs to STFU, or out on clown make up.
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Do you understand the concatenating, concurrent, Jenga space you are in?!?? "Tipping Point" means we're f dead.
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Joe & I about to sell some images & notes...
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
<Bovinely waves signage><bleats while signing petition><grows beard longer><feels merely symbolic achievement><doesn't realize his disempowered politics are just F aesthetics>
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
October 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I call this photo "Still Life in Humboldt Park". Someone get me an agent! ...and a pipe?..

The monochrome of the paraphernalia & concrete symbolizes the way capitalism flattens life. (XD So full of it..)
October 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
September 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
September 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM

"But I need a tune
For notes are rarely wrong

We built a kingdom out of lies
And then we blindly fanned the fire
We warmed our hands with glowing coals
But now they rain down from the skies
Rising volume, muffled moans
Thoughts conveyed in undertones
We built a kingdom out of lies"
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
January 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's all over what we call the I88 corridor. "Illinois highway 88" runs from Chicago to DeKalb and is the main artery into Chicago & O'Hare airport.

Everyone from DeKalb to Aurora to Chicago are in for it. The entire area is densely populated until you get out by me. #NIU
January 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
..a most timely version:

Happy Monday regardless..
January 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
January 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
At least it's looking more and more like I won't die a slow agonizing death.

"So, I got that going for me, which is nice."
January 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
January 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
January 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I really must say...

Collapse & the 2020s certainly are making it easy to care about my teeny corner of the world & my favorite Beings.

When the entire bloody world is one huge F joke, your Besties, She-shed, cello, Fam or w/e really can take Center Stage. ..if only for a while.

Enjoy
January 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
January 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Der Waffen SS will be Privatized this time...
January 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Her Mother and I met in Wiesbaden, you see... very possibly conceived in these very hills.. XD
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM