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This is like the movie equivalent of turning down a Weird Al song parody.

smokin the weed that makes you bi

I'm no expert, but I think that might be like, the "sense of impending doom" side effect? Should probably talk to your doctor/pharmacist about that

I miss the stars

Hmmm. For me, in the decks I like most, it's more like consistency in the broad strokes, but novelty in the fine details.

Not enough novelty, and I get bored and take it apart.
Not enough consistency, and I struggle with non-games where the deck flounders.

I have to believe it's either people who've never had pineapple pizza, or it's people who went to their local shitty pizza place and ordered a C-tier pizza topped with D-tier canned pineapple and just wrote off the concept as a whole instead of thinking about it for a second.

Ngl, the way they treat you, it wouldn't be a bad idea to have half your stuff packed already. :/

Sure, Faithless Looting is a break, but it's also pretty iconic in red. I could see this as purely a red card.

Hybrid I think doesn't quite work because monoblue can't blow up artifacts, and disregarding the early days of Tim effects, can't deal direct damage.

Don't worry, they more than made up for it on Prismari Command.

How the turn tables, blue.