Thinkin' about how The Good Place perfectly predicted the experience of interacting with ChatGPT years before it existed

National work conferences are scary because while you expect most strangers in public to be different than you, it really makes you examine who you are as a person when you realize your field is full of weirdos who engage with the world in radically different ways

I DID IT

I Think You Should Christmas

Christmas Classics (Millennial Anxiety Remix)

There's a uniquely temporal brand of anxiety that emerges in this particular time of the year when you realize that you only have a few days left to get Chappell Roan to the top of your Spotify Wrapped

Losing my mind on a school night over this photo of the now-adult child actors of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

I suppose I should start actually sharing my art on here too, huh?

Here's a poster I made for Edmonton's Metro Cinema and their upcoming screening of The Blackcoat's Daughter.

This was an especially fun experimental process of illustrating, printing, and re-assembling it as a papercut collage.

Alright, let's take a minute from the nonsense factory for the obligatory New Platform Intro.

Hi, I'm Mike! I'm an illustrator, designer, and weirdo maker of props, crafts, and artisanal shitposts.

Follow me for, uh, well, that stuff, I guess!

I really need help trying to figure out, in this extremely specific analogy, if Creed is WWF and Nickelback is WCW, or vice versa

[In the producer’s boardroom]

“Okay, so, get this: we call it HIGH SCHOOL and it’s a movie about a group of burnout teens who enrol in aviation academy!”

Thinking existentially about how at some point that I can no longer remember, I took down the last bare poster from a wall in my home and replaced them all with framed pictures instead.

We’re all just trundling along on this cosmic minecart, aren’t we

Picasso’s Guernica to the tune of Van Halen’s Panama

Is this anything

It’s very cool that YouTube apps have added a screensaver feature that seems exclusively intended for the “Did you get too high and space out? Why not watch one of these calming lava lamp videos?”

[kicks down the door, barrels past security, bursts onto the stage, and chucks the orchestra’s conductor into the crowd]

“KETCHUP CHIPS USED TO HAVE MORE KETCHUP ON THEM 20 YEARS AGO”

Thinkin’ about how Empire Records perfectly captured Rex Manning’s dorky dated 80s sound in 1995 and how if they remade it today he would sound like a banjos-and-whistling Mumford & Sons type

❌ Fig Newtons

✅ Fig Jasons

teach the controversy ––

what always is in vin diesels mouth whenever he’s talking

reporting Duolingo users when they knock me out of first place in the Diamond league