he is a homeless car wash owner who lives in a beach town. sunburned is in the job and living situation description.

would this not just be a guide to the dewey decimal system? which already exists and has been public record for a century and a half? and if not, why don't bookstores use the same system as the library?

cows are animals. animals are dirty. many hundreds of years of selective breeding was done to reconcile this fact for cows in particular. we selected for udders that don't hang so low to the ground, but they'll always be near the poop. it's why we do pasteurization - for WAY less poop in the milk.

a universal truth of scifi games is that one or more of the doors will look like a familiar orifice. this is known

but holy fuck ive never seen a door with a clit

that man WILL eat knife before the end of the story 😂

like. its giving frog boiler. i see smoke and i smell fire and i can hear everyone mention how hot the room is getting, but not one person gonna get up and look? get a bucket of water? push the guy setting the fire down a flight of stairs? what the hell is happening

what really gets me about this is. they are comic book characters? every comic book character has a costume designed specifically so you can just barely not see their junk. this is known and was not a surprise.

wild how that changes nothing about what i just said. there's no such thing as an evil place because we don't live in a lord of the rings novel

Because it's ✨ not true ✨ and nationalist thought like this is ✨ poison for your ability to assess real threats ✨ hope this helps

its not NOT that also but the point is that the thing we're cheering is way different than people fetishizing jeffery dahmer, who drugged, raped, murdered, and ate people. burn the rich and never forget who you're really shoulder to shoulder with

Bootlicker

these are SO stylish! love how mizora is almost vaguely like an animal draped over wyll's shoulder

when a checkmarked brand appears uninvited in my field of vision and attempts to huck their packaging scam disguised as chicken nuggets, i block and move on because that is not 1) a person 2) worthy of my respect or 3) an expert.

when my friend shows me a game he likes or a restaurant he enjoyed, that is actionable advice from someone i know and respect. when i ask the mattress salesman which one of these funny shaped pillows will help my neck pain, that is actionable advice from someone qualified.