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Miss Messy🌺
@irisinblossom.bsky.social
✨An entertainingly mess of a person
🇱🇷 Liberian ❤️🖤💚 Black American
📍Los Angeles
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Hey yall, hey! Im new here. Hit that follow button so we can start building community 😘 #BlueSkyBlack #BlackLosAngeles #MessyButFun #FollowFriday
I saw the news about the Gulf of America and tbh all I could do was laugh. Buckle up, babes it’s about to be an interesting four years.

Don’t ask me for NOTHING.
January 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Imagine if they came out with an UberEats Wrapped. This year you had 34 McDonald late night orders…I would immediately delete the app 😅
January 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’ve suffered so yall don’t have to… Factor Meals are just overpriced Lean Cuisines 😑
December 31, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Yall be honest. How old do I look?
December 29, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I got beef with Shaboozey. But every time I rewatch the Beyonce halftime show I’m like goddamn that man is fine😅
December 28, 2024 at 4:12 AM
I really want to watch The Six Triple Eight but I really dont fuck with Tyler Perry. Conflicted af 😩
December 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM
The viral TikTok Turkish pasta hits 😍
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Ive been down bad but today is mantainence day! New lashes, nails, and hair will give me a much needed reset ✨

Whats yalls favorite form of #SelfCare?
December 8, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Had the Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich for the first time in a while… All I can say is all the fights that happened when it first came out were 100% justified. This is an experience worth fighting for
December 7, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Why is #Mafiathon over already?! I realize I took the daily chaos and entertainment for granted.

Can’t wait to see what Kai does next
December 1, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I feel a hermit season coming on. All I care about right now is my mental, physical, and financial health…

I’ll see outside Spring 2025 👋🏿
December 1, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Just got back from hitting up my hometown’s the local bar. Bout to make my 4th #thanksgiving plate…😅

What number yall on?
November 30, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Just found out my closest sibling is “sick” and not making it to Thanksgiving
a man wearing a black and white jacket with the number 42 on it is laughing .
ALT: a man wearing a black and white jacket with the number 42 on it is laughing .
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November 26, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Drake suing Kendrick feels like when the teacher’s pet files a complaint about the valedictorian
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 AM
If your #Thanksgiving potato salad dont got extra MUUSSTTAAAAAARRRRRRD, I dont want it. Y’all agree?
November 26, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Respectfully, can all the happily coupled folks posting about how amazing their partners are move to the 'coupled up' BlueSky?

Over here on the single side... it's ghetto and we’re struggling with the holiday blues.

Thanks in advance 💕
November 25, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I know the men in my family are going to be mad when I take over #Thanksgiving. Y’all think I’m going to spend weeks planning a menu, days gathering ingredients, and hours in the kitchen just for you to pull up late & sit on the couch watching TV? 😂
November 25, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black & white 🖤🤍🩶
November 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I got a Peacock notification that they now have Caillou. This is how you know I don’t have kids cuz how tf Caillou still on?

Are the kids still watching Dragon Tales too?
November 24, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Y’all, I did it. I finally got rid of all the grocery bags overflowing under my sink. A true adulting milestone 🙌🏿
November 23, 2024 at 11:23 PM
My shit be popping off on Threads but not on BlueSky…any advice?
November 23, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Today I will FULLY clean my depression den & wash my entire wardrobe. Im manifesting it.
Tom Jerry Cleaning House Tomjerry GIF
ALT: Tom Jerry Cleaning House Tomjerry GIF
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November 23, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Quote with you fav #RealHousewives based on the current season. 0 explanation 🤭

Potomac 🥂: Stacy
New York 🍎: Jessel
Salt Lake City ❄️: Bronwyn
Beverly Hills 💎: Dorit
November 23, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I posted this on IG. A man Im planning a first date with replied “Save the best for last?”

He ate or whatever.
Im mentally preparing myself for the you don’t have a man or kids holiday conversations 🥴

Dating this year was lowkey messy & traumatic… But every entanglement was a tall, fine, educated, chocolate man. I love that for me 🤎
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Everyone who gets on Kai Cenat’s streams look like theyre having the time of their lives. Even Jarvis!
November 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM