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Patrick Hegarty
@irishscribe19.bsky.social
Award-winning screen and game writer, author of the novel, The Dazzle of the Light. Ex-NFL QB, dual citizen of the US and Ireland.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2435945/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_1_nm_7_in_0_q_patrick%2520hegarty
Fancy way of saying that he’s not funny.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
In related news, Charlie Brown assures everyone that Lucy will NOT pull the football away from him.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I wrote the video game adaptation of this, and was able to read the film script before shooting. When I was done reading it, I was shook. It was bad. The assistant to __________ said, “Don’t worry, ________ is great at making changes on the fly.”

Alas, dear reader, he was not.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Background: guy on floor, feet up = U.S. economy/reputation

Foreground: petulant narcissist upset spotlight is not on him. Oh, and a giant POS.
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Nice transcription. How about sprinkling in some context, like, this dipshit won’t call the House back into session?
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thought it was this guy.
a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a hammer .
ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a hammer .
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October 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That never gets old.
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Unfortunately, these Dirty Blvd. lyrics could not have been more prescient:

"Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor I'll piss on 'em
That's what the Statue of Bigotry says
Your poor huddled masses
Let's club 'em to death
And get it over with and just dump 'em on the boulevard"
October 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
But there’s a great new book by @billjanovitz.bsky.social out about The Cars that you can salve your soul with. a.co/d/diWhQFH
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October 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Such a beautiful film. Redford not only diercted but he provides the powerful VO epitaph at the end, which always gets me.
youtu.be/nMAk0E465lo
A River Runs Through It: Paul’s death (HD CLIP)
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September 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Quick! Get Jake Tapper on the case!
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Saw it in the theater with my 22-year old daughter yesterday. She’s seen it on TV before, but when we left the theater she said, “That is a perfect movie.” Have fun!
September 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Nothing says freedumb like restricting citizens’ personal health choices.
August 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM