Late night shows stopped being for me when Conan O'Brien had his last show.

The amount of mental gymnastics these people need to achieve to justify the actions of DOGEshite and the Orange twat is almost impressive. Almost.

My 11 year old just expertly explained life to me in the context of Batman characters. "Childhood is liking Batman, teenage years are identifying with The Joker, and adulthood is realizing Jim Gordon isn't paid enough for his job".

Is there a name for the disease that urges you to pull over on the highway to take a picture of your odometer when it reaches a fresh clean number?

Anyone else experience pure rage when someone is in you parking space for pick-up at Target? If I can't have Space 4, my entire week is ruined.

Hearing @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social and @manchanmagan.bsky.social finding synchronicity regarding birdshit gives me endless joy.

Okay I'm going to ask this here. @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social HOW DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER? And when will you cross paths on podcast land?

Elon's "gesture" kinda has me wondering if this is some kind of bet billionaires have with each other to see how far one of them will go. Like a sad billionaire version of Impractical Jokers. #ElonMusk #inauguration

I've already said goodbye to TikTok, it'd be awkward to go back now. Similar to saying goodbye to a friend after a chat and then you both go to walk in the same direction. #Awkward #TikTokBan #TikTok