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🤎💛 | John 13:34 | 🌊 | 1995 | ♉️
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what a concept
Fans who wonder why she (Taylor Swift) won't denounce the pro-Trump views of other NFLers, or their wives, should remember that (Travis) Kelce has to work with these people: their distrust would put his life and limb at risk.
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Scientists Discover Gene Responsible for Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
August 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Sally, when the wine runs out
Tamarian Captain Dathon from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Shaka When the Walls Fell” an orange red lizard alien man wearing a gray green military uniform with cool pins and straps. See this joke works because the title of that song sounds like how the Tamarian’s speak
June 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Lisa Simpson “dressed like Blossom!” (from the tv show Blossom starring Mayim Bialik not the Powerpuff Girl) Anyway she’s wearing a purple pink and blue tie-dye shirt cut off jean shorts and brown sandals. She’s up in the air, smiling/laughing with her eyes closed. There are fireworks in the background.
April 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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If you see this, quote post with a photo you took of a sunset.
Orange pink sunset. Silhouetted trees and telephone poles in the foreground.
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Hi hello look at this owl I saw last night
A barn owl sitting on a fence. It is looking directly at the camera. Just behind is an orange tree. That same barn owl but it moved slightly. It’s looking over its shoulder now.
February 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery
Tiny white flowers growing out of a crevice in a dirt trail
January 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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ADVERTISE YOUR ACCOUNT WITH JUST ONE IMAGE
Homer Simpson lies on the couch. He is wearing an orange bathrobe and smoking a cigar. Caption: Everyone is stupid except me
January 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Front-facing Lisa and Bart from The Simpsons. Because they’re front-facing the models are slightly off. They both have expressions of disappointment/shock.
January 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Man Had No Idea Cough Was Going To Be Wet One
January 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Dark, Mysterious Forces Compel Woman To Work Out To 'High School Musical 2' Soundtrack
January 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Bite Taken Out Of Nerf Football
January 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Woman Who Drinks 6 Cups Of Coffee Per Day Trying To Cut Down On Blue Light At Bedtime
January 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Nation Gathers Around Picky Eater To Make Him Try Things He Doesn't Like
January 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
January 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Shower Head Snarls Like Vicious Jungle Cat Before Turning On
January 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Grocery List Depressing
January 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash
January 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Man Who Didn't Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present
January 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Uneasy Détente Forms Between Man Sitting On Patio, Bee
January 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Opening Staff Rails Against Incompetence Of Closing Staff
January 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Man With Backed-Up Shower Drain Enjoys Luxurious Foot Soak
January 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Brutalized Toothbrush Wishes Owner Would Just Let It Die
January 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Side Salad Clearly Made From Hamburger Toppings
January 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Man's Whole Job Undoing Handiwork Of Self-Checkout Machine
January 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM