Iris Smooches
@iris-smooches.bsky.social
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The other one (not my kid) has a tummyache and I’m being so brave about it (asked her mom to come get her immediately)
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The other one (not my kid) has a tummyache and I’m being so brave about it (asked her mom to come get her immediately)
One of them (my kid) has already picked it all off
January 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
One of them (my kid) has already picked it all off
I have painted the kindergarteners’ nails
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I have painted the kindergarteners’ nails
Three 6-7 jokes so far
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Three 6-7 jokes so far
Recently introduced to the stupid song by younger siblings. It's hard to believe how quickly the guy turned into a cheap laugh.
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Recently introduced to the stupid song by younger siblings. It's hard to believe how quickly the guy turned into a cheap laugh.
Your fucking wife???
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Your fucking wife???
I have a delightful vintage right here in the ballroom, Mr. President
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I have a delightful vintage right here in the ballroom, Mr. President