Fist Of Khonjew
iriejewbacca.bsky.social
Fist Of Khonjew
@iriejewbacca.bsky.social
Sports, Lions, Bulls comics, science, and jokes and buttered stuff.
Love my friends.
March 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
There was a vendor event at my work today, needless to say I'm very happy with the pins they were giving away.

God I'm such a nerd.
March 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Hey man, you're paying attention, right? How's that sound to you?"
*UPPPP ALL NIGHT LONG AND THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WRONG AND I KNOW IT MUST BE LATE BE-*
"Yeah for sure. "
March 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Those who can't grow full beards will never know the mix of shame and pride that comes from forgetting to trim for a week and looking like you've been living in the forest for a year.

Like, damn, I look raggedy as hell, but at least it's bushman raggedy, not meth head raggedy.
March 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My first born to whomever gets me a "King of Rock Ben Grimm" shirt.
February 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Don't know who needs to hear this, but if you find yourself driving through Bishop, this place is absolute fire.
February 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
What the fuck was Dante doing on The Floor? That was supposed to be his day off.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A MIIIINNNOOOORRRRR
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My dog's aforementioned nemesis.
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Showed my gf the JBL speaker meme and she looked at me like I was a lunatic.

It didn't get any better when I tried to explain it.
February 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My gf is adorable when she trash talks someone. We can be on a ski lift alone, hundreds of miles from whomever she is talking about, and right as she gets to the good part, she'll start whispering like they're sitting right next to us.
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Just rawdogged a sports conversion with my friend for 90 minutes. No asking about life. No pleasantries. Not a single mention of his kid. Barely even said hello. Just started with the Lakers, to the Lions, to football, to basketball, to the Bulls, and then goodbye.

Dudes rock.
February 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Just installed a rainfall shower head, so if you need me for the foreseeable future that's where I'll be.

Legit the best shower I've ever taken in my own apartment, ever.
January 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Got in a dumb online argument yesterday, and thinking of messaging the other guy.

Not to let him know I'm sorry or anything, just that after some reflection I realized he's still a clown and I regret nothing.
January 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Girlfriend's outta town, I should hang some art while she's gone, yes?
January 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Light or dark matting?
January 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Unskippable cutscenes in NG+ (or any video game really) is an affront to my free time.
January 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I generally avoid tv show discourse, but I don't understand people hating that the Creature Commandos monsters aren't pure evil? Like, you're upset a show that is clearly saying "don't judge a book by its cover" doesn't have unrepentant child murderers as the main characters? Grow up.
January 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
January 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Man twitter is just a dumpster fire now.
December 30, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Me, riding passenger prince in my gf's jeep, when our favorite neighbor, who just got a new jeep, asks "Are you a patriot?"
My dumbass "No I'm a Lions fan!"
December 30, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Wanted to make hot cocoa, but pan for milk was dirty. Cleaned that, but thought i might as well do some other dishes/load the washer while i was at it. Gotta empty the washer and put away anything in the rack first though. Realize i need more space for mugs so reorganize a cabinet shelf.
December 27, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I need a new display name. The time has come.
December 26, 2024 at 6:35 PM
December 23, 2024 at 6:16 PM
It is my personal belief that What If? Avenger Moon Knight has different mechs for Jake and Steve, and a very dapper one for Mr. Knight.
December 23, 2024 at 6:16 AM