irenesmorales.bsky.social
@irenesmorales.bsky.social
I bet you $5 they make the new pope mobile the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Why does every week feel like “If I can just get through this week…”
May 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This bitch just cut the bathroom line and I should’ve filmed her and when she would’ve said “why are you filming me?!” I would’ve said “to shame you for cutting the line!!”
March 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If the movie is over 3 hours, it’s a flight and I’m wearing compression stockings
January 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM