Call me Irene
@irenedubrovna.bsky.social
Catwoman- have we met? DCRP/Parody. Own take, but Brubaker/Cooke era is my main vibe.
Villain, if you believe what some people say. Hero, if you’re optimistic. But I know whose side I’m on…I have a soft spot for strays & uptight boy-scouts.
Villain, if you believe what some people say. Hero, if you’re optimistic. But I know whose side I’m on…I have a soft spot for strays & uptight boy-scouts.
“Well. That’s pretty much how we do it where I’m from. In fact, Pinky promises are SACRED…”
She narrows her eyes..
“Just one more thing. Favours carry over into your other regenerations. Right?”
She narrows her eyes..
“Just one more thing. Favours carry over into your other regenerations. Right?”
March 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Well. That’s pretty much how we do it where I’m from. In fact, Pinky promises are SACRED…”
She narrows her eyes..
“Just one more thing. Favours carry over into your other regenerations. Right?”
She narrows her eyes..
“Just one more thing. Favours carry over into your other regenerations. Right?”
“Hmmm.” She’s not quite sure she believes him. There’s something else going on here.
“Kid, I’ve seen you take a punch from Solomon Grundy and give it back to him tenfold. I…am a little surprised being called a name gets to you so much.”
“Kid, I’ve seen you take a punch from Solomon Grundy and give it back to him tenfold. I…am a little surprised being called a name gets to you so much.”
February 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
“Hmmm.” She’s not quite sure she believes him. There’s something else going on here.
“Kid, I’ve seen you take a punch from Solomon Grundy and give it back to him tenfold. I…am a little surprised being called a name gets to you so much.”
“Kid, I’ve seen you take a punch from Solomon Grundy and give it back to him tenfold. I…am a little surprised being called a name gets to you so much.”
“Interesting” she purrs . “But are you really that upset he called you a brat? I mean…you’ve been called much worse than that by other members of the Family…?”
February 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
“Interesting” she purrs . “But are you really that upset he called you a brat? I mean…you’ve been called much worse than that by other members of the Family…?”
“Well. That is part of the Bat brand.”
She uncurls Hecate from around her neck and sends her over to cheer Damian up. It always soothes him.
She uncurls Hecate from around her neck and sends her over to cheer Damian up. It always soothes him.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
“Well. That is part of the Bat brand.”
She uncurls Hecate from around her neck and sends her over to cheer Damian up. It always soothes him.
She uncurls Hecate from around her neck and sends her over to cheer Damian up. It always soothes him.
“Right. And uh, ‘future guy’? Some weird time travel stuff?”
February 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
“Right. And uh, ‘future guy’? Some weird time travel stuff?”
She rolls her eyes as she senses the hesitation….
“Oh not a monetary cost, Doctor. I know money doesn’t mean much to you and I myself can ‘get it’ if I need to, no…I mean a FAVOUR.”
“Oh not a monetary cost, Doctor. I know money doesn’t mean much to you and I myself can ‘get it’ if I need to, no…I mean a FAVOUR.”
February 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
She rolls her eyes as she senses the hesitation….
“Oh not a monetary cost, Doctor. I know money doesn’t mean much to you and I myself can ‘get it’ if I need to, no…I mean a FAVOUR.”
“Oh not a monetary cost, Doctor. I know money doesn’t mean much to you and I myself can ‘get it’ if I need to, no…I mean a FAVOUR.”
“Ok…it’s late, I need coffee so we’ll take these one at a time - a twip is?”
February 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
“Ok…it’s late, I need coffee so we’ll take these one at a time - a twip is?”
“Who did? And I take it this wasn’t in a friendly banter sorta way…?”
February 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
“Who did? And I take it this wasn’t in a friendly banter sorta way…?”
“…oh c’mon Hardy, don’t tell me I shut you up THAT easily?”
February 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
“…oh c’mon Hardy, don’t tell me I shut you up THAT easily?”
“Uh oh. What’s happened now?”
February 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
“Uh oh. What’s happened now?”
“You’d better not. I ‘d have to come all the way to the afterlife just to tell you off. And that would make me even more pissed.”
February 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“You’d better not. I ‘d have to come all the way to the afterlife just to tell you off. And that would make me even more pissed.”
Heh. I suppose it did…but didn’t you have our boy Damian for a while?”
February 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Heh. I suppose it did…but didn’t you have our boy Damian for a while?”
“Is that what your daddy told you , darling?”
February 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Is that what your daddy told you , darling?”
1.Fair. Though I am nicer than Batman.
2. Hmm...
3. True.
4. Just checking.
5. I’ll remember that…
6. Hmm.
7. Ok
8. I dare say..…
9. “If”.
10. Beneath all that bluster you really are a good old fashioned hero, aren’t you?
11. ‘Old money’?? I really do brush up well…
12. Yeah. That’s fightin’ talk…
2. Hmm...
3. True.
4. Just checking.
5. I’ll remember that…
6. Hmm.
7. Ok
8. I dare say..…
9. “If”.
10. Beneath all that bluster you really are a good old fashioned hero, aren’t you?
11. ‘Old money’?? I really do brush up well…
12. Yeah. That’s fightin’ talk…
February 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
1.Fair. Though I am nicer than Batman.
2. Hmm...
3. True.
4. Just checking.
5. I’ll remember that…
6. Hmm.
7. Ok
8. I dare say..…
9. “If”.
10. Beneath all that bluster you really are a good old fashioned hero, aren’t you?
11. ‘Old money’?? I really do brush up well…
12. Yeah. That’s fightin’ talk…
2. Hmm...
3. True.
4. Just checking.
5. I’ll remember that…
6. Hmm.
7. Ok
8. I dare say..…
9. “If”.
10. Beneath all that bluster you really are a good old fashioned hero, aren’t you?
11. ‘Old money’?? I really do brush up well…
12. Yeah. That’s fightin’ talk…
“It was the only time we really had to see each other back then. And we were still working out the…kinks in our relationship too.”
February 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“It was the only time we really had to see each other back then. And we were still working out the…kinks in our relationship too.”
She smiles at an old, fond memory.
“Like that time he told you to ‘Go round up some evidence’?”
“Like that time he told you to ‘Go round up some evidence’?”
February 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
She smiles at an old, fond memory.
“Like that time he told you to ‘Go round up some evidence’?”
“Like that time he told you to ‘Go round up some evidence’?”
She sees the look on Lian's face and sighs.
"Yeah, I know you got your issues with him kid. That puts you in...rather a large group of people. That sometimes also includes me."
"Yeah, I know you got your issues with him kid. That puts you in...rather a large group of people. That sometimes also includes me."
February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
She sees the look on Lian's face and sighs.
"Yeah, I know you got your issues with him kid. That puts you in...rather a large group of people. That sometimes also includes me."
"Yeah, I know you got your issues with him kid. That puts you in...rather a large group of people. That sometimes also includes me."
She feels his hands curve around her waist and feels…taken, but not trapped.
“Dying?“ she frowns and shakes her head. “…not without my permission.”
“Dying?“ she frowns and shakes her head. “…not without my permission.”
February 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
She feels his hands curve around her waist and feels…taken, but not trapped.
“Dying?“ she frowns and shakes her head. “…not without my permission.”
“Dying?“ she frowns and shakes her head. “…not without my permission.”
She traces her fingers across his stubble.
“Because we’re two parts of the same lost soul…angel and devil. Detective and thief. Paragon and scoundrel. How it works I don’t know…”
She cups her fingers around his jaw.
“…but I do know I feel more complete when you’re near.”
“Because we’re two parts of the same lost soul…angel and devil. Detective and thief. Paragon and scoundrel. How it works I don’t know…”
She cups her fingers around his jaw.
“…but I do know I feel more complete when you’re near.”
February 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
She traces her fingers across his stubble.
“Because we’re two parts of the same lost soul…angel and devil. Detective and thief. Paragon and scoundrel. How it works I don’t know…”
She cups her fingers around his jaw.
“…but I do know I feel more complete when you’re near.”
“Because we’re two parts of the same lost soul…angel and devil. Detective and thief. Paragon and scoundrel. How it works I don’t know…”
She cups her fingers around his jaw.
“…but I do know I feel more complete when you’re near.”
Selina always enjoys making Lian laugh. She shrugs.
“I mean…it’s Batman. He likes to be prepared for every possible situation…”
“I mean…it’s Batman. He likes to be prepared for every possible situation…”
February 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Selina always enjoys making Lian laugh. She shrugs.
“I mean…it’s Batman. He likes to be prepared for every possible situation…”
“I mean…it’s Batman. He likes to be prepared for every possible situation…”
"The only people old enough for your puns are those already losing their grip on life, junior. Still. I suppose it toughens you up, in a way..."
February 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"The only people old enough for your puns are those already losing their grip on life, junior. Still. I suppose it toughens you up, in a way..."