Andrew Wood
iremember8bit.bsky.social
Andrew Wood
@iremember8bit.bsky.social
I work with a talented bunch of IT folks for WB Games, but my opinions here are my own!
To be fair you only get a few lines in before Shirley actually says Gold.
December 9, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Chorus (rapping):
United Healthcare, the crown of its kind,
But behind its walls, there’s a darker design.
Brian Thompson, CEO supreme,
With an AI algorithm to fuel his scheme.
December 9, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I might have a terrible voice and poor coordination, but if you're playing N-Trance or JX, then you're gonna have to just deal with the consequences.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I forgot how terrible a lot of 80's music was! Can't beat a bit of The Smiths and Simple Minds though!
November 22, 2024 at 8:32 PM
He'll have a custom AI playing it under his name so he can do some big reveal at some point. This guy can't do anything without some big fanfare or shocking reveal. At home probably has a some minimum wage dude announcing the size and weight of his turds.
November 22, 2024 at 12:17 PM
I could point out that if it wasn't Christmas, the 'Now I have a machine gun, ho-ho-ho' joke wouldn't work!
November 21, 2024 at 8:52 AM
But those 'Christmas Movie' rules are trying to codify a feeling without taking into account people's cultural experience. For most of my youth, Star Wars was a Christmas movie because that's the only time it was broadcast, so that's when I watched it!
November 21, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Something weird is going on Boss. I am troubleshooting why this new IPSec tunnel is failing to come up. I can see the outbound traffic, but the handshake never completes! It's like something bit off the Hand!
November 21, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Why don't we write it?

Xeroderma pigmentosum was no longer a barrier to becoming an astronaut. Accommodations had to be made of course, but any sort of discrimination was now so taboo nobody batted an eyelid at Alexandru Popescus barrier cream and dark glasses. Of course, he was actually a vampire.
November 21, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Has to be Ludwig, from back when I was single digits old. I'm not sure any of it made sense, but it introduced me to classical music and stuck in my head for 48 years! The wife thought I made it up!
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Well this couldn't have been more perfect. I wanna see you playing Hallowed be thy Name on it now :)
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Ahhh, blitting Deluxe Paint!
November 19, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Ha, I haven't heard chud for a long time. Those folks often struggle to understand other people can think differently, and that's OK. Maybe we can bacronym it to Can't Have U Disagreeing :)
November 19, 2024 at 12:12 PM