If I'm not doing chicken stock/bullion, I'll sometimes be an actual monster and put lemon pepper seasoning and butter in my rice.

Fucker stopped, looked both ways, stared -into my soul-, and decided to spare me.

I'm sending in the deer stomp squad to your location now. Please look forward to it.

Would a hoof print crater help?

Tip toe thru the tulips, but instead of tulips it's traffic cones in your area.

I promise I won't ruin your car if you hit me while I frolic 👉👈

I care you on all days ending in y (except that one, that is double care day)

Got a vet appointment for him tomorrow for possible deworming and a health check, since he was left behind on our farm-adjacent house. I promised myself on the car ride home to not get attached but oops, I'm attached.

HE'S VERY LOUD.

Part of me thinks summer/autumn themed leafeon

Me??