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Kiwi gal. Profile pic is my OG 🐕. Just adopted a new rescue pup. Travel, good books, the great outdoors.
Aww Hammond. You'll get a new gig soon. No need to resort to anon SM posts in the meantime.
January 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
PE at my school was always ball games or athletics and was dominated by the sporty boys. Ugh. Yeah youse could shoot hoops, hit balls, and run faster than me and my mates. But if martial arts, rowing, skating were on offer? You'd all end up getting a 'C' for PE too.
January 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Gaining a degree is special to the person who grafted for it, and to their support network that rooted for them to succeed. Newsflash as well: not everyone has one. The attainment of knowledge should be accessible to all.
January 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This isn't the win you think it is. It sounds like you spend too much time looking at rubbish on your phone, and that you and your Mrs don't share the same sense of humour. You also inexplicably lie to her face and are proud of it.
January 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My mates from my 20s are mostly still awesome, but they're globally dispersed, so the need to find new mates is real but highly problematic. Dickhead partners and/or kids and/or jealous mates that have been on the scene for decades. Total minefield.
December 18, 2024 at 10:33 AM
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December 18, 2024 at 10:24 AM
All the reasons I couldn't be an actor, excluding having a face fit for radio only: memorising lines, redoing scenes ad nauseum, waiting forever for your call to set, doing press tours answering the same questions for months, everyone's weird obsession with your private life, stalkers.
December 11, 2024 at 11:51 AM
My folks loved their non-kid time. I generally tried to stay well clear making 'huts' in attics, trees,cupboards, under sheets draped over dining room chairs, behind couches. I'd probs classify myself as an introvert. Now mum can't understand why I don't want to socialise with her and her mates.
December 11, 2024 at 11:14 AM
I kind of hoped the engagement farming, buy my stuff, I only follow a handful of people, one way traffic, look how many followers I have, had been left behind on the other platform.
December 9, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Favourite Woody quote is "This is the perfect time to panic". With spitty emphasis on the p's. Kind of a family joke. We use it often when one of us is being a drama llama, especially over something trivial.
buzz lightyear and woody from toy story are looking at each other with the words " this is no time to panic " above them
ALT: buzz lightyear and woody from toy story are looking at each other with the words " this is no time to panic " above them
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December 9, 2024 at 10:23 AM
That drunk but maintained perfect squat balance. Such a clean exit, didn't need to wipe?
a man is laughing with the words `` thats total bs and you know it '' .
ALT: a man is laughing with the words `` thats total bs and you know it '' .
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December 8, 2024 at 11:24 AM