As a bald guy, will no one hear my appeal to stop politicizing all the different colors of baseball hats?

Chinese Lay's are the superior flavors.

Spending these pre-solstice evenings firing up the woodstove in the sauna and cracking a cold seltzer from the back porch.

I remember this older dude who would bomb around on his skateboard in the rain just absolutely soaked and sliding everywhere. Correct approach to life!