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momo in his lazy chair
watching the idiot box
being pedantic #Haiku
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
old and ragged
momo of the sea
silent contemplation #haiku
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
momo the old man
napping at dusk
drinking tequila #Haiku
January 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
momo is napping
he is a very old
old man
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
wake up momo
wake up
whats dinner
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
just write something nonsense that has no meaning

ten word haiku- just think ten words- no need to count
syllable

i just coined a word- symphony of truth

current prompt is symphony

u can make up all sorts of shit

haiku is so creative
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
momo need to study all the japanese golf brands
he needs to buy for me
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
ii want to be like yanna
she eats so little
and work so hard
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
her passport
hasnt been renewed in ages
she is stuck in the land she was born
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
fifi ask
does yana use a purple shampoo
to keep her blonde

newsflash to fifi

yanna is not blonde
she is fulll of grey hair
she is old

her hair is thinning
so she wears a blonde wigh
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
no rubbish words
just few strong words
to get message across
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
haiku is brief
dont require grammar
so simple
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
writing is catharthic
u should def write
some haikus
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
momo is jealous
cause you are so blonde
he wants blonde hair too
so he calls you dumb
out of jealousy
he has no hair
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
yup= eldest daughter takes in all the stress
and responsibility
January 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
then later after a year of daily practice
we could write haiku together

the title is the burden of the eldest daughter

my bali model and my ex are both eldest daughter
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
i know
that is why i ask u to write

but after u write daily for 3 months
your haiku will be good too

its just practice-

u practice daily and u improve

u are not as dumb as momo says
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
use rain sun snow sky
moon star wind with each haiku
waterfalls nature

slice chia is said to be more effective-
like they mash the chia maybe

cause whole chia expand in yor tummy bloats
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
just make haiku so simple-
put element of nature
three short lines-
just have fun

nobody would steal yor haiku
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
jana needs to write haiku
write something
she cant stay here and not write
whats the point of being here

shes too afraid people copy her storiy
so write something else

she cannot not write
is she having an affair and writing somewhere else
without us
January 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM