Madonna true blue.

Apparently it's way better if you're not expecting it so you don't brace for impact. There was an off duty police officer when my boy got hit. Told me she was amazed he walked away. Brought round a big tin of sweets for him next day.

My son got hit by a van, smashed in the whole front. He ended up with a graze on his elbow. My next son, then 5 said "it's ok if you get hit by a car, you bounce the first time "

Now that's a special birthday present for you admin! Can they get one for every year?

About time!

I dropped part of a cheese sandwich in mine during lunch yesterday. It worked.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

These two prove they're also taking some of the worst jobs. Imagine being married to their husbands!

"SMelania" isn't very appealing.

Have watched it more times than I'd like to think. I'm convinced it's so bad it's good. Could be it's so bad it's bordering in genius.

So cold even my teenage son might wear a coat!

the feet are key, those concrete terraces are sooo freezing.