Ipsey The Unready
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Ipsey The Unready
@ipsey.bsky.social
Ultimately Useful Person. RPG nerd, Sociologist, Healthcare Worker, Writer. I am available for work!
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June 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have Greek because I am in a torrid love affair with statistics and I need to be beyond σ about it.
June 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I also have Korean and Greek on my phone keyboard. I don’t remember why I have Korean on there but I can’t be bothered to take it off.
June 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Deeply unserious language.
June 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Like it’s stupid amounts of money to go there and not do anything.
April 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Good morning Shoe heard my alarm go off and demanded wet cat food.
March 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Oreo is 100cm tall which is very large for a rat I am told.
March 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
If you see this post your black and white art.

I was trying to do a child’s drawing for my changeling game of a new boogeyman antagonist - the Beldam. She’s all angles and bells.
March 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
When I wake up in the mornings I make the rats little plates of rat salad and without fail my husband comes by and is like “that looks delicious” right before I plop a spoonful of wet cat food on top.
March 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Not the citrussy 😩
March 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Someone took issue on the Tumblr with me saying she was gender non conforming so i recreated my favorite bathroom graffiti in response.
March 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Someone thought they could take up multiple spaces at the grocery store today but did not account for the fact that I drive a tiny fucken clown car and had plenty of space.
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Here is their gay little house and panda.
March 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We’ve decided to Honor her girlhood and reunited her with her little rat girl pals. They greeted each other in a sapphic way and now have a rat sized plush panda in their enclosure.
March 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Post a meme that was made by you
March 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Sadly we only have this here in Europe
March 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Post a meme made by you.

Context: Someone was complaining about Jeri Ryan talking about politics so I put Jeri Ryan on the parks and Rec permit meme because Jeri Ryan has earned the right to say whatever she wants forever a lot politics.
February 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Kiddo is obsessed with Poppy Playtime from @mobentertainment.com so I made her a valentine with some of her favorite characters in it.
February 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
New turtle dropped.

(She got her ice tea)
February 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hey, I'm judging in the Storypath Nexus GameJam from @onyxplusdot.bsky.social and I would love to see everyone's cool submissions! Send what you've got in, there's still time!
February 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I really appreciate the turtle based communication
February 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Since I told her this she started texting me with turtle punctuation
February 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Needless to say everyone loves angry turtle
February 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is how my daughter lets me know she’s angry.
February 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Weird request but okay, here’s some fancy garlic bread.
February 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM