Kat
@ipenelope.bsky.social
Miami sports and vodka enthusiast… still.
Strangely I don’t remember what I did with my Twitter/X account… did i delete it one drunken night?
June 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Strangely I don’t remember what I did with my Twitter/X account… did i delete it one drunken night?
Also, who was the Dolphins quarterback lololol 🥴
January 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Also, who was the Dolphins quarterback lololol 🥴
Watching football today was worse than watching preseason.
January 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Watching football today was worse than watching preseason.
Here’s my 2025 tweet..err…whatever you call it here. Be the Zebra (minus the redbull).
youtu.be/pLHApdUvNSQ?...
youtu.be/pLHApdUvNSQ?...
Red Bull Zebra
YouTube video by Ads seen on TV
youtu.be
January 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Here’s my 2025 tweet..err…whatever you call it here. Be the Zebra (minus the redbull).
youtu.be/pLHApdUvNSQ?...
youtu.be/pLHApdUvNSQ?...
There are no more Asians cooking your hibachi.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
December 27, 2024 at 1:07 AM
There are no more Asians cooking your hibachi.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Why is it that fire alarms always decide to run out of battery in the most inconvenient time… like 4:30am
December 1, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Why is it that fire alarms always decide to run out of battery in the most inconvenient time… like 4:30am
I don’t know how you give Jake Paul the attention. He’s fighting old men.
Catch Mike or Floyd at their prime. He’d be walking dead with no ears.
Who’s next George Foreman? Pfft
Catch Mike or Floyd at their prime. He’d be walking dead with no ears.
Who’s next George Foreman? Pfft
November 17, 2024 at 5:38 AM
I don’t know how you give Jake Paul the attention. He’s fighting old men.
Catch Mike or Floyd at their prime. He’d be walking dead with no ears.
Who’s next George Foreman? Pfft
Catch Mike or Floyd at their prime. He’d be walking dead with no ears.
Who’s next George Foreman? Pfft
Fins win, FF Win, and $18 Fan Duel win. Celebrating small victories. 🌭
November 12, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Fins win, FF Win, and $18 Fan Duel win. Celebrating small victories. 🌭
Ok so I thought coming here we’d have an edit button. Cmon Blue Sky
November 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Ok so I thought coming here we’d have an edit button. Cmon Blue Sky
Is weird seeing LA totally Dolphin-ing tonight
November 12, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Is weird seeing LA totally Dolphin-ing tonight
So are we still talking about the Dolphins? I don’t know what the latest trend is…
Me? I’m still disgruntled but also a sucker and put all my bets on them doing well tonight 🥴
Me? I’m still disgruntled but also a sucker and put all my bets on them doing well tonight 🥴
November 12, 2024 at 1:16 AM
So are we still talking about the Dolphins? I don’t know what the latest trend is…
Me? I’m still disgruntled but also a sucker and put all my bets on them doing well tonight 🥴
Me? I’m still disgruntled but also a sucker and put all my bets on them doing well tonight 🥴
Shit. It’s been a long time.
November 7, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Shit. It’s been a long time.