IpecacSyrup
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You make me sick to my stomach!
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You mess with the clown you get the horn*
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
You mess with the clown you get the horn*
Some people get money and forget where they came from but I'm broke and I forgot where I was going
May 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Some people get money and forget where they came from but I'm broke and I forgot where I was going
An american man only reveals his true name to his employer and a select few among his most trusted family members
May 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
An american man only reveals his true name to his employer and a select few among his most trusted family members
A lot of people wearing sweat pants who are not leaping into action. What are they for?
April 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
A lot of people wearing sweat pants who are not leaping into action. What are they for?
I gambled on the casino seafood now its a royal flush in the water closet, feel me?
April 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I gambled on the casino seafood now its a royal flush in the water closet, feel me?
I'll sell you that bridge when we get to it
April 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'll sell you that bridge when we get to it
from the back of the box:
In the historic year of [1800s or 1900s] mr product moved their corporate headquarters from [european country] to america, inspired by american consumer protection law and lax licensing requirements. He brought with him his treasured family recipe
In the historic year of [1800s or 1900s] mr product moved their corporate headquarters from [european country] to america, inspired by american consumer protection law and lax licensing requirements. He brought with him his treasured family recipe
April 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
from the back of the box:
In the historic year of [1800s or 1900s] mr product moved their corporate headquarters from [european country] to america, inspired by american consumer protection law and lax licensing requirements. He brought with him his treasured family recipe
In the historic year of [1800s or 1900s] mr product moved their corporate headquarters from [european country] to america, inspired by american consumer protection law and lax licensing requirements. He brought with him his treasured family recipe
They make you sit writing essays answering questions no salary, broke and hungry for a decade then wonder why nobody want to be a scientist
February 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They make you sit writing essays answering questions no salary, broke and hungry for a decade then wonder why nobody want to be a scientist
as soon as I wake up I start counting sheep right away
February 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
as soon as I wake up I start counting sheep right away
if you are the captain of the debate team it is unwise to debate the captain of the archery team
February 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
if you are the captain of the debate team it is unwise to debate the captain of the archery team
If you're looking to maximize your socioeconomic class, here's a quick tip: stop putting your hands in your pockets. It signals to others that your pockets are empty and that you are not looking to join the aristocracy.
Follow for more economic tips and pointers
Follow for more economic tips and pointers
February 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If you're looking to maximize your socioeconomic class, here's a quick tip: stop putting your hands in your pockets. It signals to others that your pockets are empty and that you are not looking to join the aristocracy.
Follow for more economic tips and pointers
Follow for more economic tips and pointers
Due to unforeseen circumstances Kansas will be playing unopposed on superbowl sunday
February 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Due to unforeseen circumstances Kansas will be playing unopposed on superbowl sunday
Everyone must chase a bag. But if you catch up with this bag — make sure you do not climb inside
February 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Everyone must chase a bag. But if you catch up with this bag — make sure you do not climb inside
My buddy got too much money he gotta hang out at the bank all the time eat dinner at the bank
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My buddy got too much money he gotta hang out at the bank all the time eat dinner at the bank
If you sit on the couch youre relaxing but if you sleep on the couch you are like recent divorced man
January 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If you sit on the couch youre relaxing but if you sleep on the couch you are like recent divorced man
Guy at work everybody calls him shirt because he's always wearing a shirt
January 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Guy at work everybody calls him shirt because he's always wearing a shirt
I dont take half measures because I dont waste my time measuring things
January 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I dont take half measures because I dont waste my time measuring things
you know theres gonna be work tomorrow. playing the lottery is what takes courage
January 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
you know theres gonna be work tomorrow. playing the lottery is what takes courage
Freaky masala
December 22, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Freaky masala
I need some returns like movie rental or I might turn up on your block buster
December 16, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I need some returns like movie rental or I might turn up on your block buster
seductively biting the glass neck of a wine bottle clean off and having the wine gurgle out of the resulting opening and down the sides of the bottle and your hand with none making it into the wine glass
December 6, 2024 at 9:42 PM
seductively biting the glass neck of a wine bottle clean off and having the wine gurgle out of the resulting opening and down the sides of the bottle and your hand with none making it into the wine glass
Why do bad things happen to like medium bordering on decent people
December 1, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Why do bad things happen to like medium bordering on decent people
i'm sorry sir but some of the other guests have already lodged complaints that your j's are fake. I am afraid im going to have to ask you to show me a band right now
November 29, 2024 at 8:38 PM
i'm sorry sir but some of the other guests have already lodged complaints that your j's are fake. I am afraid im going to have to ask you to show me a band right now
Im gonna open a casino where everyone wins and im gonna be the only one allowed in
November 28, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Im gonna open a casino where everyone wins and im gonna be the only one allowed in
Im about to point the subwoofer at the priceless ming dynasty vase
November 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Im about to point the subwoofer at the priceless ming dynasty vase