That guy in the Aldi commercials...

It's on sight.

On. Sight.

Mrw I finally receive my Deluxe Edition of How A Game Lives: The Annotated Essays of Jacob Geller

I'm gonna die mad at the fact that we call non-prescription medicine, the kind you can get anywhere in the store, "over the counter." But the medicine that the pharmacist literally has to hand me over a counter? That stuff is we classify as "not available over the counter." Fuck you!!

It's crazy that my zillion hours on the internet has left me with a simple, unshakeable belief:
If I see a product being advertised online, it is poor quality and should be avoided.

M83 really popped off for me this year.

Now, they deserve all the credit, but I do feel like I should reveal that my wife and also found mushroom gummies this year...

So that may have contributed a bit.

lmaooooooo

i don’t think i could ever pursue a relationship with someone that isn’t into video games.

i don’t mind if they don’t PLAY video games, but if they don’t care for the medium as a whole or find any enjoyment/care for it. 😅

it’s my favorite hobby. gaming is a love language at this point for me!

This is where I'm plotting my downfall

holy shit

This frame from Jacob Geller's "The Intimacy of Everyday Objects" speaks to my soul. It is, to me, one of his most moving videos, and I want to share it with everyone.

I hate that we defined what "parasocial relationships" are.

I'd much rather wallow in the torment of imagining my favorite content creators being friends with me if they just had the chance to get to know me WITHOUT the crushing weight of my own self-awareness.

My dream job is streaming myself playing video games poorly and telling people to watch YouTube videos that I think are cool...

That seems like a real untapped segment of the internet. Something we definitely need to see more of.

It takes a long time to be correct and a very short time to be wrong!

I have unlocked Mk. 3 Miners...

It is time to delete all of my modular factories and totally rework all of my production.

This is the #Satisfactory equivalent of the "Dragons Dogma 2" REAL title splash screen.

The Factory MUST grow.

Hey @jacobgeller.bsky.social and @metallicaisrad.bsky.social

When should I start reading In The Miso Soup and/or The Haar? And how much? I want to read along and I need to be ready!

Copying my wife (@hkwilso)

Finding my Gaming community!!!

Currently Playing:
✌🏻Satisfactory

Genres I like:
✌🏻Action RPGs
✌🏻Survival Games
✌🏻Simulation Games
✌🏻Action-Adventure Games

Creators:
✌🏻Camwing
✌🏻Jacob Geller
✌🏻CityPlannerPlays

I feel like the new Secret Level trailer used M83's "Outro" in a direct attempt to make me cry... It worked.

youtu.be/SvY9Uq7I30Y?...

Hello world!