girl dinner, shireling edition

I’m a pretty pretty princess

How are you holding up? Because I’m a potato. 👏👏👏

Oof, remind me to tell you the story sometime of where I was the first time he got elected.

Oh South Koreans absolutely do not fuck around with dictatorships because they got a rough history with them. As I understand it, a good chunk of their equivalent of congress are vets or former activists of some kind, and physically participated in fighting off this coup.

Maybe Vine just got stuck in the transporter buffer for too long and got corrupted before we re-energized it?

It’s also confusingly easy to throw the algo. Like, hard to research or follow any ideas you don’t like for sake of broadening your horizons or reaching out, without the algorithm making some unfortunate logical leaps. The ideological paths leading from homesteading, for example, diverge real sharp.

This shit is how we get evil Riker clones running around

unpredictable number machine go brrrr

aw man, next you’ll tell me that The West Wing is never going to hit the same again.

I also joined mid-2020 when the landscape was weirder and the app wasn’t as mainstream. It picked up a lot more grossness as it rolled around the country over the last couple years, so maybe it was making different assumptions over time.

Weird. Within a week it figured out I loved cats, diagnosed me with ADHD, and assumed I was a lesbian with socialist sympathies.

If it shakes out that way, I’m for sure gonna have to start a lecture series re: “never trust a gift from a narcissist” cuz the young leftists are prolly gonna be pretty messy about it all for a hot second.

Or! Because he’s an unprincipled narcissist who doesn’t have the attention span to understand any detailed issue at any useful level, he unbans TT as-is just to keep his boys Zuck and Musk on their toes. To remind them that nobody in his orbit is ever truly safe.

The democrats were too busy getting universal healthcare, cancelling all that student loan debt, and creating meaningful consumer protections, so at least we have that going for us.

If you hear something in the forest that sounds like TikTok… no you didn’t.

Same here. The community sent it off ablaze with a Viking funeral. It can’t return without a journey through hell and emerging c̷̠̈́̚ȟ̸̳̜͉̎͑͝a̴̤̣̤͠n̵̤̘̲̒̈́̀̕g̵̭͍̽̾̂͜͝e̶̪̲̮͖͊̇̋̆d̴̛̫̒̐͐