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Average guy. Regular job. Always tired 🤦🏻
Geeky stuff, superheroes and too much tv 📺
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My favorite scene in all of Star Wars is this behind the scenes photo of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi sits in a chair with his legs crossed, wearing a pair of glasses as he reads a book in this behind the scenes photo
June 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Ok, Fortnite is fun again.
Here’s me as Hank Hill backup dancing for Sabrina Carpenter.
Fortnite avatars of Hank Hill from the animated tv show King of the Hill strikes a cute dance pose behind pop music star Sabrina Carpenter Fortnite avatars of Hank Hill from the animated tv show King of the Hill strikes a cute dance pose behind pop music star Sabrina Carpenter. Doctor Doom is there too in a snapshot of the Top Performers of this musical game mode of Fortnite
June 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Bruce Springsteen has some things to say about what’s happening in the USA
“There's some very weird, strange and dangerous shit going on out there right now. In America, they are persecuting people for using their right to free speech and voicing their dissent. This is happening now. In America, the richest men are taking satisfaction in abandoning the world's poorest children to sickness and death. This is happening now. In my country, they're taking sadistic pleasure in the pain they inflict on loyal American workers. They're rolling back historic civil rights legislation that led to a more just and plural society. They are abandoning our great allies and siding with dictators against those struggling for their freedom. They are defunding American universities that won't bow down to their ideological demands. They are removing residents off American streets and, without due process of law, are deporting them to foreign detention centres and prisons. This is all happening now. A majority of our elected representatives have failed to protect the American people from the abuses of an unfit president and a rogue government. They have no concern or idea of what it means to be deeply American. The America l've sung to you about for 50 years is real and regardless of its faults is a great country with a great people. So we'll survive this moment. Now, I have hope, because I believe in the truth of what the great American writer James Baldwin said. He said, 'In this world, there isn't as much humanity as one would like, but there's enough? Let's pray.” - Bruce Springsteen
May 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Hey is that a ninja star or do you have a freakishly dangerous penis?
Screenshot of a MyLondon news article. It reads: Bum slapping Met Police officer hid Ninja star in his pants 'hoping colleague would touch his penis' PC Stewart Clark's behaviour amounted to sexual assault, the panel found By Callum Cuddeford Court and Crime Reporter
May 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Raging against the machine, with kindness
Tom Morello of the band Rage Against the Machine tweets an image of various PBS characters and shows like Arthur, Sesame Street, Reading Rainbow etc., and over it is the quote “PBS didn’t ’become woke.’ You grew up to be a bad person.” His tweet is a quote from Mr. Roger’s that says "There are three ways to ultimate success: The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind."-Mr. Rogers
May 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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“Not many people make it past 36 adventures anymore” says Cricket Green celebrating their 100th “adventure”.

Needless to say, the Big City Greens 100th episode was freaking great. So fun and meta and yet still so sweet I cried. And I liked when the chicken talked.

📺 #animation #disney #disneytv
A big chicken looks angry and menacing. The words “that all you got” are over the image
May 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Ok, I’m far from an expert in anything related to this topic, but French Girls by Dove Cameron is basically a song by Lady Gaga in her prime and I can definitely be here for that.
#music #songs #pop 🎧
Song lyrics for French Girls by Dove Cameron ••• Paint me like one of your French girls In emeralds and curls I give myself over to you I wanna be remembered Be yours forever Make me your whole world, your muse Ooh, ooh. ooh-ooh,
May 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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If you were ever curious just how much bigger Mr. Mime’s hands were than yours, now you can see how you measure up. And then you can finally understand why Ash’s mom keeps him around 😏
#nintendo #pokemon
A Pokémon book on a table of books at Costco it’s says “Pokémon life-size. Discover how big Pokémon really are. It shows a large image of Pikachu waving at the reader. The Pokémon book open to a page on Mr. Mime. It shows a life-size copy of his hand and some facts about Mr. Mime. It tells the reader to place their hand on Mr. Mime’s hand to see how they compare in size. An adult male hand laid over Mr. Mime’s life-size hand. The human hand is much smaller. Also, the Mr. Mime fingers have big, bulbous fingertips
May 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Are there any scientists, physicists, math people, or other nerds who can answer an important question for me?

Is this possible? Would the force of pooping and pushing out the turd ever be enough to make you actually rise? Or would your own weight keep you pressed down, trapping the poo inside you?
Randy Marsh, from the adult animated tv show South Park, sits on top of a large, phallic shaped crap that keeps him lifted off of the toilet at about head level. Other citizens look on in shock having just witnessed him take a crap so hard it made him rise at least 5 feet. But the question remains to be answered, is this possible in reality? The Mythbusters have yet to comment
May 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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90’s Twister, 70’s Scrabble Sentence Cube game. Some cool retro board games I’ve inherited from family who says “here, I don’t want this”
The board game “Twister”. The box is from a 90’s edition and the kids on it playing the game are dressed in 90’s style and colors. A very retro 70’s and retro looking box for a scrabble game. It shows a cup, wooden dice, and a sand hourglass on a tabletop, and a man and a woman in 70’s fashion playing the game. The box reads: SCRABBLE*BRAND SENTENCE CUBE GAME © 1971 SELCHOW & RIGHTER CO.
May 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Need a giant chicken? Or a pack of branded buckets? Of course you do. Costco has you covered this season
A big rooster made of metal. It sits on a pile of boxes of more of the rooster for sale in a Costco warehouse. The box says it’s a 35” Farmhouse Rooster Handcrafted Metal Statue Big buckets with a Costco Wholesale logo on them. The buckets are stacked and empty. The kind of buckets you could put stuff in. A lot of stuff. Any stuff you can think of really. And everyone will know you got the bucket at Costco because of the logo and they’ll probably be jealous of your beautiful big buckets
May 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Last weeks episode of The Studio, (ep. 7 “Casting”) was great. It made me realize that Warner Bros. didn’t even bother to do any of that when they decided to cast a black Snape for the Harry Potter HBO show. Probably should’ve asked someone. Like anyone. Anyone at all. They could have warned them 📺🤷🏻
The cast of Apple TV’s “The Studio” stands together looking worried or concerned as they look at something behind us. From left to right the actors are Ike Barinholtz, Chase Sui Wonders, Seth Rogen, Kathryn Hahn
May 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Ok, this was too much. And too perfect. Poor Katy Perry/Denise 😂

#katyperry #snl
May 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Saving cinema? You get a Tom Cruise!
The actor, Tom Cruise stands grinning in front of a poster for the movie Sinners by Ryan Coogler, starring Michael B. Jordan. This picture was included with a tweet from Tom Cruise that reads: Congratulations Ryan, Michael, and to the entire cast and crew. Must see in a cinema and stay through the end credits!
April 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Pedro Pascal and a little rascal go on an adventure, you say?
A cover of an audiobook version of the novel Rascal, by Sterling North. The cover shows a boy in a red shirt on a bike with a raccoon in the basket on his handlebars. This version has been edited to replace the boys head with the actor, Pedro Pascal. He’s quite a rascal
April 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Every executive order should be met with “Ok, Boomer” energy and then ignored (other than for mocking)
A meme of someone telling a group of people something, only to be barely acknowledged and otherwise ignored while the group goes on ignoring him. In this case the guy is saying “I made a new Executive order” and then is being ignored as he should.
April 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Who says movie theaters are dead? Not these guys
Two skeletons behind the movie ticket counter at a movie theater. There is no line, and the counter is no longer used. The two skeletons are decorated with merch from recent movies like Captain America: Brave New World
April 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Weird that Tom Hanks didn’t mention that thanks to technological and graphical advances, Woody will finally look as real as Pixar originally intended. #ToyStory5

(Image credit: an old Reddit post I found via google www.reddit.com/r/blursedima...)
An image of Woody from Disney/Pixar‘s Toy Story edited to have the real face of Woody Harrelson, the actor
April 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Kid in plane looks out window: “Mommy look, it’s Superman!”

Mom: “No honey, that’s just a man with a kite strapped to his back”

Kid: “Cool! So if he’s not Superman does that make him Kite Man?”

Mom: “Sure honey, whatever you want to call him”

Kite Man, outside window, feeling seen: “Hell yeah!”
A man with wings resembling airplane wings strapped to his back flies in the sky next to a real airplane
April 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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I love a neat brand modernization. But I still don’t like Nutri-Grain bars and I will only eat them begrudgingly.
#brands #logo #costco #breakfast
Two boxes of Nutri-grain bars at Costco. The one on the left is an older style of art on the packaging. The one on the right is the more modern new style of packaging art. The newer style is simpler and neater, with a richer and deeper blue background. Both packages contain the same amount of bars(64) and the same flavors. Only the art has changed.
April 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Another needle drop prediction for the new Superman movie:

The Underdog, by Spoon.

A classic character intro song. I’m seeing us introduced to Clark Kent bumbling through crowded Metropolis streets, rushing to work while it plays. I just don’t know if Clark would ever wear headphones or not 🤷🏻
Song lyrics. The Underdog by Spoon “Picture yourself in the living room Your pipe and slippers set out for you I know you think that it ain't too far But I, I hear a call of a lifetime ring Felt the need to get up for it Oh, you cut out the middleman…” Song lyrics continued. Song: The Underdog by Spoon “…Oh, you cut out the middleman Get free from the middleman You got no time for the messenger Got no regard for the thing that you don't understand You got no fear of the underdog That's why you will not survive”
April 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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A commercial just played in a podcast. It was just a soft spoken woman, but it played without any segue, and was a lot quieter than the podcast. I have AirPods in so it played in surround sound and sounded like it was coming from behind me and I jumped like I expected to see this sitting behind me
A creepy figure sits in a chair in a field. The figure is covered in a black veil. It seems to be a female, but we can’t see anything that’s under her black cloak. This is a picture of a character from a horror movie. The movie is “The Woman in the Yard”, a 2025 American psychological horror film directed by Jaume Collet-Serra and written by Sam Stefanak in his feature film screenwriting debut. The film stars Danielle Deadwyler, Okwui Okpokwasili, Peyton Jackson, Estella Kahiha, and Russell Hornsby.
April 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Jenna Ortega seems pretty cool. Walking away from a lead in the next Scream movie for moral, logical and personal reasons like “I just didn’t like how things were going” instead of just taking the role and making the money? Nice! Maybe the “kids” are alright afterall 👍🏻
www.thecut.com/article/jenn...
Snipped section of an article from the website of a magazine called “The Cut”. It’s from an interview with Jenna Ortega. The section pictured reads: Most audiences associate Ortega with bringing a new generation of fans to properties that got their start in the past millennium. In the two most recent installments of the rebooted Scream franchise, she and Melissa Barrera survived Ghostface as the Carpenter sisters. Fans rooted for both to return, but in November 2023, the producer, Spyglass Media Group, announced that Barrera had been fired from the forthcoming seventh installment for remarks she made about the Israel-Hamas war on Instagram. A day later, news broke that Ortega was leaving the film as well. "It had nothing to do with pay or scheduling," says Ortega, despite initial reports to the contrary. By the time she'd decided to leave, she says, her Scream VI directors, Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, had already exited the film. "The Melissa stuff was happening, and it was all kind of falling apart," she continues. "If Scream VII wasn't going to be with that team of directors and those people I fell in love with, then it didn't seem like the right move for me in my career at the time."
April 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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“leading to police discovery of Manchester's secret lodgings in Circuit City and discovering the only fingerprint in the room, which was ironically on a DVD of Catch Me If You Can (2002).

You can’t make this up. This is already a movie. Don’t even need a script, just film the wiki.
A segment of a Wikipedia article the segment reads: preparation for the robbery. On the morning of December 26, Manchester robbed the Toys "R" Us, 8) taking an unknown amount of cash before being forced to flee after two employees were able to slip out of the store to get law enforcement, leading to police discovery of Manchester's secret lodgings in Circuit City and discovering the only fingerprint in the room, (the following sentence is highlighted in the image) which was ironically on a DVD of Catch Me If You Can (2002)
April 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I thought this movie was some stupid idea, but turns out it’s based on a true story? And that story is batshit insane? I’m ready to see Channing Tatum as a clever, polite robber of 60 McDonalds, who escapes jail and lives in a Toys R Us riding bikes at night while falling in love with Kirsten Dunst
Crime spree Beginning in November 1998, Manchester began robbing chiefly McDonald's locations across the United States. His modus operandi consisted of meticulous planning and observation before drilling, hacking, or sawing through the roof of the target building during the night or the early hours of the morning and waiting, often in a restroom, for the morning shift workers to come in. Once Manchester believed normal activities had begun, he would storm out of the bathroom carrying a firearm and hold up employees before ushering them into the freezer, locking them inside while he robbed the cash registers.[4] Throughout his robberies, Manchester would maintain a very gentle and cordial demeanor, almost never resorting to violence throughout his estimated 40-60 robberies across the country, with some victims stating he had suggested donning a coat before entering the freezer. [4] Initial capture and incarceration After two years, Manchester was apprehended by North Carolina police officials on May 20, 2000, after robbing two McDonald's in the same day wielding a .22 caliber rifle. After a silent alarm had been hit by an employee at the second location, police began to search for the robber. Manchester, who had earlier parked his car in a church parking lot, was spotted coming out of nearby woods to get to his vehicle by a police officer, and was later apprehended after fleeing back into the woods. [citation needed] During interrogation, Manchester confessed to the robberies, and attempted to convince officers he was inspired by another robber he had heard about, though they were already convinced of Manchester's guilt to all the crimes done by the Roofman. Eventually, he would only be convicted of the two robberies committed on May 20, and sentenced to 45 years in prison. Manchester was moved from several North Carolinian prisons before ending up in Brown Creek Correctional Institution in Polkton. Escape While incarcerated at Brown Creek, Manchester worked in the prison's metal shop, attempting to use his position to devise an escape plan over the four years he would be in the facility. After observing trucks coming in and out of the prison, Manchester crafted a plywood platform, which he spray-painted black, along with some cardboard. On June 15, 2004, he hid in an outgoing truck's undercarriage, using the plywood platform and cardboard to conceal his body should gate guards inspect the truck. Following his escape, Manchester hitchhiked to Charlotte. Toys "R" Us robbery and recapture Upon reaching Charlotte, Manchester lived in a Charlotte Toys "R" Us store, staying in backrooms and other areas inside, surviving on kids' snacks and baby food, and exercising during the night when the store was closed by riding a bike throughout the store aisles. During the holiday rush of December 2004, Manchester moved his living quarters to an abandoned Circuit City next-door to avoid detection, creating a room under a stairwell where he painted the walls, put up posters, and passed the time watching movies during the day. Between June and January of the following year, he devised an elaborate plan to take over and rob the Toys "R" Us in his biggest robbery yet, setting up an elaborate surveillance system throughout the store using baby monitors, and even subtly changing employee schedules to accommodate his plans. As time passed, he came under more and more suspicion as employees noticed many missing items as a result of Manchester's residence, making his plans tighter. He became a member of the community to bide time, even dating a local woman, Leigh Wainscott, and joining a Church. He spent a large amount of his time with Wainscott and her kids, bringing toys he had pilfered from the store he lived at, and covering his unemployment and homelessness with secretive whispers about a highly-confidential job for the government, saying his quarters were in a restricted office building. Prior to the Toys "R" Us robbery, he burned down a dentist's office where he had gotten work on his teeth done during his time there, and robbed a pawn shop to acquire a gun in preparation for the robbery. On the morning of December 26, be robbed the Toys "R" Us, taking an unknown amount of cash before fleeing after two employees were able to slip out of the store to get police, leading to the discovery of his secret lodgings in Circuit City and discovering the only fingerprint in the room, which was ironically on a DVD of Catch Me If You Can (2002)
April 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM