I know no one except a few bots is going to read this, but I just moved into a house with a bunch of people I enjoy being around! slowly I'm building the life I want to live, and it's all arduous and slow, but I can see the beginnings of it fall into place...

call me a .iso file the way you have to mount me to use me

so it turns out you can update from windows 10 ltsc 1809 to windows 11 while keeping all programs and files by going to w10 enterprise 21h1, then to 21h2, then to w11 24h2. all the while goading it along the way with generic license keys.