I just thought "parapa" as an acronym was too good to pass on lol

I choose option 3: Platonic Raccoon-Posting Acquaintance, or PaRaPA

TACO BACO

Tinkle outside the Binkle

thats ok you didn't work for blizzard for 7 years (did he mention he worked for blizzard, for 7 years?) so you can't be expected to understand what it's like to have worked at blizzard for 7 years.

lmfao sorry that guy is just such a dunkable douchebag

don't forget the [ultra bass-boosted microphone] that's how you know he's totally legit and trustworthy

its like he's trying to sound like 1999-era howard stern

to be fair, Eris would probably find this whole thing hilarious beyond words