Jared (Banana Fanna) Bo'Bared
@invot.bsky.social
I know about the tiny man living in your mustache
New faucet new me. Andrew picked it out but doesn't like it. I say hard bananas... that wet goose is family now.
February 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
New faucet new me. Andrew picked it out but doesn't like it. I say hard bananas... that wet goose is family now.
Date night with the cutie
February 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Date night with the cutie
Did I mention Luna likes being in her basket?
February 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Did I mention Luna likes being in her basket?
The poetry you find in Chicago restrooms is unparalleled
February 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The poetry you find in Chicago restrooms is unparalleled
Basket kitty
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Basket kitty
It feels so nice to have things as I want them for once in my life. Very proud of all the things I did myself in this remodel.
February 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It feels so nice to have things as I want them for once in my life. Very proud of all the things I did myself in this remodel.
Anyone want a floating sink? Sometimes my vision doesn't match reality and I really hate how this sink turned out.
January 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Anyone want a floating sink? Sometimes my vision doesn't match reality and I really hate how this sink turned out.
My bathroom is almost a bathroom!
January 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My bathroom is almost a bathroom!
Dis guy so cute
January 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Dis guy so cute
Came home from Miami to find Luna had trapped herself under my floor while I was away, which I had to cut a hole in to get her out. After an angry sink bath she's back in her basket pretending she's not reason I fear leaving home.
January 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Came home from Miami to find Luna had trapped herself under my floor while I was away, which I had to cut a hole in to get her out. After an angry sink bath she's back in her basket pretending she's not reason I fear leaving home.
Miami is "sunglasses at night" cool
January 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Miami is "sunglasses at night" cool
Andrew: Time for dessert!
January 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Andrew: Time for dessert!
One of the weirdest things in South Beach is this little street display in need of something to display.
January 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
One of the weirdest things in South Beach is this little street display in need of something to display.
The lone stiletto and the spilled margarita. Official symbols of Miami Beach at 3am.
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The lone stiletto and the spilled margarita. Official symbols of Miami Beach at 3am.
Bye-bye bathroom. You were awful. I was ashamed to even poop in you.
January 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bye-bye bathroom. You were awful. I was ashamed to even poop in you.
I didn't choose the cat life the cat life chose me.
January 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I didn't choose the cat life the cat life chose me.
Having an anxious, codependent kitty means having to carry her around the house in her comfort basket while you do your chores.
January 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Having an anxious, codependent kitty means having to carry her around the house in her comfort basket while you do your chores.
Luna is a basketcase
January 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Luna is a basketcase
He hated every moment of this but it was my favorite part of new years
January 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
He hated every moment of this but it was my favorite part of new years
There was a DJ playing in the back of a U-Haul today. #chicago #whoisthis
December 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
There was a DJ playing in the back of a U-Haul today. #chicago #whoisthis
Once I figure out how to take pictures of my earlobes it's over for y'all hoes. Sportin' my custom abortion earrings for a new project I'm working on ❤️
December 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Once I figure out how to take pictures of my earlobes it's over for y'all hoes. Sportin' my custom abortion earrings for a new project I'm working on ❤️
My peppers ain't pepperin'
November 17, 2024 at 8:35 PM
My peppers ain't pepperin'
Someone needs to tell him you can't hibernate here.
November 15, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Someone needs to tell him you can't hibernate here.
We're cute af
November 15, 2024 at 1:24 AM
We're cute af