Penjamin Franklin
@invizamaster.bsky.social
Leaders of the free world blowin on dice 🎲
Breaking news: it's a Vampire Weekend spring.
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Breaking news: it's a Vampire Weekend spring.
Nothing hits like a good Vampire Weekend song. Dear followers - take a peak at Prep School Gangsters when you got a few minutes...
March 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Nothing hits like a good Vampire Weekend song. Dear followers - take a peak at Prep School Gangsters when you got a few minutes...
It's lightweight hilarious y'all think I'm not about to go home and have a beer on a patio with my beautiful wife
March 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's lightweight hilarious y'all think I'm not about to go home and have a beer on a patio with my beautiful wife
Another Monday.... Be thankful for the opportunity to grind folks!
March 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Another Monday.... Be thankful for the opportunity to grind folks!
Young Thug is the only artist who truly understands the nuances of being 6'5 and lanky and addicted to candy
March 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Young Thug is the only artist who truly understands the nuances of being 6'5 and lanky and addicted to candy
Just remembered Snail Mail isnt into men and fell to my knees and threw up
March 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just remembered Snail Mail isnt into men and fell to my knees and threw up
Not even gonna tell my followers about the bus I ride now. It's lightweight hilarious seeing the plebs get on the D 😭😭
March 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not even gonna tell my followers about the bus I ride now. It's lightweight hilarious seeing the plebs get on the D 😭😭
Posting extremely obnoxiously about music to nobody on here is cathartic....
March 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Posting extremely obnoxiously about music to nobody on here is cathartic....
Listening to Beautiful Thugger Girls and crying the whole time. Love is so amazing.
March 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Listening to Beautiful Thugger Girls and crying the whole time. Love is so amazing.
Update: today's sandwich was actually not bad. I will deny myself the opportunity to work late as penance for a satisfying lunch.
March 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Update: today's sandwich was actually not bad. I will deny myself the opportunity to work late as penance for a satisfying lunch.
Every morning I put in minimal effort when making my lunch. And then every day around noon I get pissed that my packed lunch is complete trash. To some this seems foolish, but it is how I avoid complacency and work on my mental fortitude every single day.
March 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Every morning I put in minimal effort when making my lunch. And then every day around noon I get pissed that my packed lunch is complete trash. To some this seems foolish, but it is how I avoid complacency and work on my mental fortitude every single day.
I'm the only non-annoying guy who listens to Arcade Fire.
March 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm the only non-annoying guy who listens to Arcade Fire.
I've had a cavity for 3 weeks and tbh I have only complained a couple times but now that the appointment is only a couple days away the pain is pretty unbearable. Just thought y'all should know what I've been going through recently.
March 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I've had a cavity for 3 weeks and tbh I have only complained a couple times but now that the appointment is only a couple days away the pain is pretty unbearable. Just thought y'all should know what I've been going through recently.
Just got an email requesting that I do some work. Fat fucking chance buddy I'm crafting the topics of discussion list for the bar tonight.
March 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just got an email requesting that I do some work. Fat fucking chance buddy I'm crafting the topics of discussion list for the bar tonight.
Travis Scott directly into Charlie Parr. Yeah, I'm thinking it's Friday in corporate America 😎
March 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Travis Scott directly into Charlie Parr. Yeah, I'm thinking it's Friday in corporate America 😎
🗣️🗣️ I JUST ORDERED ME SOME BRUNCH, KOREAN SPICY GARLIC 🗣️🗣️
March 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
🗣️🗣️ I JUST ORDERED ME SOME BRUNCH, KOREAN SPICY GARLIC 🗣️🗣️
🗣️🗣️ AND FUCK CNN THEY DONT WANNA SEE US WIN🗣️🗣️
March 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
🗣️🗣️ AND FUCK CNN THEY DONT WANNA SEE US WIN🗣️🗣️
Listened to the entire Carti album. 30 songs of distilled ass. Truly remarkable to create something so terrible, and yet I think I will listen again...
March 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Listened to the entire Carti album. 30 songs of distilled ass. Truly remarkable to create something so terrible, and yet I think I will listen again...
Submitting personal property taxes this week at work. They are certainly challenging but no tax return will ever be harder than the first time I had to check "filing single" after my wife left me and took my son away.
March 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Submitting personal property taxes this week at work. They are certainly challenging but no tax return will ever be harder than the first time I had to check "filing single" after my wife left me and took my son away.
Listening to Yves Tumor and levitating above every tasteless individual in this city (they all work at Amazon)
March 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Listening to Yves Tumor and levitating above every tasteless individual in this city (they all work at Amazon)
Another day of packing the blandest lunch ever for myself, only to eat it with one of the most beautiful views any city in America has to offer.
March 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Another day of packing the blandest lunch ever for myself, only to eat it with one of the most beautiful views any city in America has to offer.
Matt Bellamy is just like Thom Yorke if Thom could actually sing and also was into writing about cool stuff like space instead of being a zionist incel
March 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Matt Bellamy is just like Thom Yorke if Thom could actually sing and also was into writing about cool stuff like space instead of being a zionist incel
Just finished listening to Kid A for the 20th time. Thom Yorke is a fraudulent Zionist who sucks at singing. The best Radiohead album is the one that Muse made.
March 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just finished listening to Kid A for the 20th time. Thom Yorke is a fraudulent Zionist who sucks at singing. The best Radiohead album is the one that Muse made.
Why do I get Snapchats directly from advertisers now? And also why am I on Snapchat as a grown man? Also why do they beg me to turn on notifications every time I open the app? And why if I scroll right to watch stories, am I shown gratuitous amounts of softcore porn?
March 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Why do I get Snapchats directly from advertisers now? And also why am I on Snapchat as a grown man? Also why do they beg me to turn on notifications every time I open the app? And why if I scroll right to watch stories, am I shown gratuitous amounts of softcore porn?
Saw two skeletons doing this on the bus this morning and felt so much fomo I passed out
March 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Saw two skeletons doing this on the bus this morning and felt so much fomo I passed out