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Wren Wallis
@invisibleinkie.bsky.social
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Writer of SFF, tutor, gamer, your freelance internet mom. Not an expert, just bossy.
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I am... /pretty/ sure that's supposed to be an exclamation point?
A child's hands holding up a Starbucks cup of iced juice, upon which the barista has written in black Sharpie, "enjoy?"
April 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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33. Text conversations with my child (all examples from last year, age 11). (The first one is from the day of the solar eclipse last April.)
Screenshot of a text conversation from the day of the solar eclipse. Child: Okayyyy. I'm almost home. Mom: Are you excited to WATCH THE SUN DIE? Child: Huh? The sun won't die mom Mom: What? That is not what a local medieval peasant told me! Child: Which one told you that?? Dad? Screenshot of a text conversation: Child: Just letting you know, still alive, not kidnapped, off of crook street as of this text <3 Mom: Thanks for not getting kidnapped, and also for letting me know. Keep up the good work. Child: It's a pleasure Screenshot of a Discord conversation. Mom: what is "oldie vocabulary?" Child: Like Old person vocabulary From the olden days Mom: yeah but like what? Child: When you were a kid
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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32. This ancient meme, which wedged itself into a crevice of my brain and never let go. "Godspeed, Moon Cat," is a thing I say to people on a daily basis, to eternal polite bafflement.
A picture of a cat inside one of those closed litter boxes, which resembles a capsule. It has its paw up on the door as though waving, and the caption reads GOD SPEED, MOON CAT.
January 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Small child's drawing of a chaotic, morose-looking horse, on which the small child has written in a large-lettered scrawl, "Nope. not feeling it."
January 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Are... are the fries hidden under the salad or something?
A menu listing for Steak Frites, describing the dish as "Chargrilled steak medallions served with stealth fries and a side insalata."
January 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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It is a middle schooler's birthday at our house.
December 21, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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It Begins.

(Before you ask, she is a creature of her own devising, a pumpkin-cat-clown.)
A child wearing an oversized jack-o-lantern head with vine cat ears, oversized orange cat paws, and a black-and-white clown suit waves one paw at the camera.
October 31, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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Walked the kiddo to school this morning at 7 AM in a strange cathedral light. There was a golden mist in the sky rather than clouds, and the most gorgeous rainbow painted above the autumn colors.
October 26, 2023 at 2:07 PM
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She knows me, like, embarrassingly well.
Screenshot of an IM, reading: "Saw some opening weekend stats for BG3, among them 'Players spent a combined 88 years in character creation.' inkie was an outlier and should not have been counted. 'We have corrected our statistics to remove the outlier inkie - players spent a combined 4 years in character creation.'"
October 22, 2023 at 2:16 AM