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Will talk science, tech, economics, politics
Mainly post stupid puns and captions for pictures
Cares about inequalities and exclusion, particularly around health
Enjoys cricket
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“Cursed by a legacy of institutions and led by a whimpering class of fearful idiots constantly harassed by a hostile media”
Keir Starmer doing his speech with the text “That’s real Britain”
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Surprise replacement as Director General of the BBC
Keir Starmer sits at a desk with a folder open in front if him, looking down towards a very shocked looking fluffy white kitten also sitting on the desk
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Surprise replacement as Director General of the BBC
Beaker from the Muppets looking as surprised as ever
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Keir Starmer doing his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” written below
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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One for you @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social
Miss Piggy and the rest of the cast of muppets dressed in space fleet uniforms from the Pigs In Space muppets sketch
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Hungarian walk into a pub…
Keir Starmer doing his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” below
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Starmer delegates difficult job of giving bad news to MPs to his most trusted aid
Keir Starmer sitting at a desk with pen in one hand and a folder a d shocked looking white fluffy kitten in the tale in front of him
October 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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“Jonn, we need you to do the autumn budget, I asked the kitten but…”
Keir Starmer sitting at a desk holding a pen with a folder open in front of him. There is a very shocked fluffy white kitten standing by the folder
October 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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A photo of Keir Starmer from his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” shown below him
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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The appropriate cheese platter?
A black slate with a pile of Babybel cheeses, one has the wax removed so looks like Pac-Man munching on cheese
October 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Working overtime, doing your bit for the productivity drive 🫡
An image of Keir Starmer from his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” written underneath
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Monster Munch
A picture of three packets of Monster Munch crisps; Pickled Onion, Roast Beef and Flamin’ Hot flavour
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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It’s Scott Bessent. Only joking it’s Kryten from Red Dwarf
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
Haunted kitten Keir Starmer sitting at a desk with a folder open in front of him, a shocked looking white kitten is standing on the desk
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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It’s okay they’ve got the paddling pool out
A fisheye lens picture of the Colombo cricket ground, thick grey clouds, lights on and the pitch covers on, filling with water, looking quite like a round plastic paddling pool
October 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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What’s your most unhinged opinion about Hinge and Bracket
Dr Evadne Hinge (George Logan, left) and Dame Hilda Bracket (Patrick Fyffe, right). Hinge and Bracket
October 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Scott Bessent, sorry Kryten from Red Dwarf, looking thoughtful, wearing a jacket and bowtie
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Do not be alarmed, ‘tis a mere cat

A friend’s cat doing a very good impression of one anyway
A cat siting on its back legs but body upright with front paws hanging down, head up and alert. She looks very like a meerkat
October 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Unsolicited Rick pic
Rick Wakeman in the 1970s standing in some sort of mail or sparkly top and a cape
October 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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That would’ve been perfect for this pic
A cardboard cutout of Maggie Thatcher being carried awkwardly by two people
October 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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At Tory party conference a new AI powered speaker makes their way to the stage

Presenting, Large Language Maggie
A carboard cutout of Maggie Thatcher is standing an angle on the edge of a stage with an empty chair
October 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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A photo of Keir Starmer from his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” below him
October 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Siffre met his partner Peter Lloyd in July 1964 and they were together for 48 years and in a civil partnership as soon as it was legal

From the mid-1990s until Lloyd's death in 2013, he and Siffre lived in a ménage à trois with Rudolf van Baardwijk in the village of Cwmdu, South Wales
A photo of Keir Starmer from his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” below him
October 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Famously sampled by Eminem but Labi Siffre is a Brit. He was born in 1945 to a British mother of white British and Afro-Barbadian descent and a British Nigerian father. He was brought up in Bayswater and Hampstead
A photo of Keir Starmer from his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” below him
October 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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How many browsing tabs do you usually have open?

Well I got this error message…
Close Older Tabs? You have 500 tabs open, and 269 older than one month. To open more, you will need to close some tabs. Close Older Than One Month Close All Tabs Cancel
October 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM