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My Masterpiece by inunonaizo
at least, that's how I like to remember it
inunonaizo.itch.io
anyone who follows me on bluesky is legally and morally obligated to download and read this thing here. it is certainly a work of fiction created within the last 10 years. please support it so i can go on to create something better inunonaizo.itch.io/my-masterpiece
a lot of people hate me, but fortunately i have a lot of supporters who describe me with the same words that one would a rabid dog. i am a good person
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
a lot of people hate me, but fortunately i have a lot of supporters who describe me with the same words that one would a rabid dog. i am a good person
asimov was bein naively optimistic when he figured folks in the future would bother to program the three laws of robotics into our robots
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
asimov was bein naively optimistic when he figured folks in the future would bother to program the three laws of robotics into our robots
the first ace attorney investigations is not unforgivably terrible, but it does have very strong simpsons season 10 vibes
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
the first ace attorney investigations is not unforgivably terrible, but it does have very strong simpsons season 10 vibes
if you start a stopwatch right at 11:32:38, the stroke of midnight will strike right when the stopwatch hits 27:22
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
if you start a stopwatch right at 11:32:38, the stroke of midnight will strike right when the stopwatch hits 27:22
whenever someone says that usb-c’s are better than older usb ports because you don’t have to worry about the orientation of the plug when you plug it in, that means they’ve succumbed to propaganda and misinformation. do not believe their lies
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
whenever someone says that usb-c’s are better than older usb ports because you don’t have to worry about the orientation of the plug when you plug it in, that means they’ve succumbed to propaganda and misinformation. do not believe their lies
the turner diaries is kinda funny to me, cuz the plot, as far as i can tell, is “What if we just fucking killed everybody, lol”; very welcoming ideology that doesn’t scream Evil Evil Evil at people
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the turner diaries is kinda funny to me, cuz the plot, as far as i can tell, is “What if we just fucking killed everybody, lol”; very welcoming ideology that doesn’t scream Evil Evil Evil at people
clair obscur drama is really baffling cuz like—didn’t we already know this? like cancelling a hitchcock film festival cuz someone checked his wikipedia page
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
clair obscur drama is really baffling cuz like—didn’t we already know this? like cancelling a hitchcock film festival cuz someone checked his wikipedia page
wondering how a cat lying unobserved in a closed box together with a potentially broken flask of poison can be considered dead and alive simultaneously until the cat is observed? You’ve just enjoyed a thought experiment by a pedophile
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
wondering how a cat lying unobserved in a closed box together with a potentially broken flask of poison can be considered dead and alive simultaneously until the cat is observed? You’ve just enjoyed a thought experiment by a pedophile
felt like i was goin insane in this home decor store when they started playin this version of tomorrow never knows except they were singin jingle bells on top of it instead of the normal words
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
felt like i was goin insane in this home decor store when they started playin this version of tomorrow never knows except they were singin jingle bells on top of it instead of the normal words
internet-brained dude who is also a fan of mid-20th-century american art be like: Guston makes me feel good!
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
internet-brained dude who is also a fan of mid-20th-century american art be like: Guston makes me feel good!
bad news, everyone: my insanely massive dong just got stuck in the exhaust pipe of my car again
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
bad news, everyone: my insanely massive dong just got stuck in the exhaust pipe of my car again
shit so beautiful i cried on the toilet
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
shit so beautiful i cried on the toilet
it makes sense when artists who make strange art get annoyed when folks ask if drugs inspired them, cuz you know if they really did take drugs to make their stuff, they would've already brought it up unprompted five seconds ago
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it makes sense when artists who make strange art get annoyed when folks ask if drugs inspired them, cuz you know if they really did take drugs to make their stuff, they would've already brought it up unprompted five seconds ago
sparkling water haters don’t understand that Water That Makes You Burp is objectively the best possible liquid
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
sparkling water haters don’t understand that Water That Makes You Burp is objectively the best possible liquid
really solid nap dream where i came up w a terrible movie plot: a zombie/monster apocalypse where the mc (played by Elijah Wood) starts taking this mysterious new drug to fight the zombies--the twist is that the drug turns him into the zombies! the dream movie was even directed by alan smithee
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
really solid nap dream where i came up w a terrible movie plot: a zombie/monster apocalypse where the mc (played by Elijah Wood) starts taking this mysterious new drug to fight the zombies--the twist is that the drug turns him into the zombies! the dream movie was even directed by alan smithee
laughing thinkin about some dumbass parent buying his kid those magnum-brand ice cream bars cuz he's convinced they're the best kind
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
laughing thinkin about some dumbass parent buying his kid those magnum-brand ice cream bars cuz he's convinced they're the best kind
this edible ain't shit
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
this edible ain't shit
i love absorbing opinions from social media, and i generally don’t think about things longer than a second. here, check this shit out: if a man directs a kid’s movie, then directs a movie with naked adults in it, that man’s a pedophile
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i love absorbing opinions from social media, and i generally don’t think about things longer than a second. here, check this shit out: if a man directs a kid’s movie, then directs a movie with naked adults in it, that man’s a pedophile
got some excellent black friday deals,, at the poop store,
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
got some excellent black friday deals,, at the poop store,
i love to reward musicians by listening to their music
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i love to reward musicians by listening to their music
christmas story-esque bit where you get a blowjob outdoors in the middle of winter but their mouth gets frozen stuck to yr dick
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
christmas story-esque bit where you get a blowjob outdoors in the middle of winter but their mouth gets frozen stuck to yr dick
"i support a baby's right to choose" is such a funny statement to make. if a baby decides to kill itself, that's perfectly fine
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"i support a baby's right to choose" is such a funny statement to make. if a baby decides to kill itself, that's perfectly fine
thinkin a lot about mental objects, ie mobjects lately
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
thinkin a lot about mental objects, ie mobjects lately
poop, feces--it's just a shit away
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
poop, feces--it's just a shit away
guy who cracks his knuckles and mutters, "It's showtime!!" before whipping his dick out and jerking off on the subway
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
guy who cracks his knuckles and mutters, "It's showtime!!" before whipping his dick out and jerking off on the subway