Simon
intruth.bsky.social
Simon
@intruth.bsky.social
Born from an egg on a mountaintop.
This one's self-fulfilling.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I must admit I initially misinterpreted that headline. 🏳️‍⚧️
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
No TOTP tonight. Instead watching a lassr show being projected over my head from a hotel next door to a mountain about four miles away.
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Last full day in Turkey. It’s not very Halloweeny. Yesterday we were on top of that tiny square block on that distant peak.
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I like the way Turkish stop signs also answer the question “should I stop here then?”
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So far our day’s excursion in Turkey has included:
A trip up a mountain (great)
Lunch unexpectedly at a dinosaur park (actually good food)
And now an unexpected trip to a vast diamond shop that feels like a weird convergence of liminal backroom and bling.
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It’s Republic Day in Turkey. Large Turkish flags are everywhere. You can even spot one in this obligatory holiday shot of my legs by a pool.
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
…a new life awaits you in the off-world colonies…
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I wouldn’t have called it “Transatlantik”, seeing as it’s mostly solid concrete and not remotely seaworthy. Maybe “Boatel” or “Hotel McHotelface”.
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
@vcorenmitchell.bsky.social this must have been pointed out to you a dozen times today, but in case I’m the first. Here’s the first two lines of today’s NYC connections puzzle.
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Arrived in Turkey last night, which was two hours ahead, but doesn’t do a clock change, so now is three hours ahead. So effectively I had two hours less in bed, and you had one more. But anyway this is mostly to say this is my current view and I had Turkish delight for breakfast and you didn’t.
October 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I stan Stansted. Next stop, Turkey!
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
My feed right now.
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Came into the bedroom and discovered the cat pretending to be Batman.
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
October 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
UK-based remake of My Own Private Idaho; called Left to my Own Devizes.
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
All the cool kids had those collars. #totp #babysimon
October 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Pearl and Dean should rent these five minutes of BBC4, they’d clean up. #totp
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Like a sundog, but the moon. A moondog?
October 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Is that Orac from Blake’s 7?
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
But look what happens when they start playing music from my era. #totp
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Found a long blond hair in my Barraquito. There are no blondes in the house. Boimler is as confounded as I am.
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Little bit late for #totp, been making Barraquitos. Hoping to time the Liqor 43 layer for some rubbish boy band.
October 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM