Silent Hill ass Christmas

Step on me, Miss Piggy

I'd like to imagine that the mean old woman from the Merge Mansion video is having A Christmas Carol happening to her right now. I hope she gets her shit together in time for Christmas.

Games are like pizza

Video game development is easy. Just make good games.

"Siri make me a high fantasy, kung fu action video game where I have a car and a gun and no one can say no to me"

The future is coming soon and your not ready for it

The idea of a bot account named "Look Who Died!" that simply says "Look who died!" and then links to their Wikipedia page is horribly funny to me. It's on-the-nose-Robocop funny, you know?

Is it worse to make the generative AI engagement bait, or to call it out thereby engaging with it and falling for it?

Who can say?

Me, a human being.

I'm like like Inigo Montoya except instead of swearing revenge against the six fingered man, I will one day get my revenge on John Legalizedsportsgambling, the inventor of legalized sports gambling.

Plumber, soldier, sexy treasure hunter. Why do video game protagonists have such unrelatable jobs? Where are the trust fund kids, hedge fund managers, and middle management protagonists?

Game is when play

Yuki's Revenge only happened because Quentin Tarantino read an article about loot boxes in Fortnite, misread it as "foot boxes," and got so horny that he woke up at the premier leaning on a car he could have sworn used to say "Pussy Wagon."