Bennett (they/them)
@introducingbennett.bsky.social
unhinged, autistic, and radical
non-binary
EDS | POTS | AuDHD
non-binary
EDS | POTS | AuDHD
soup and bread is just milk and cookies
September 4, 2023 at 11:05 PM
soup and bread is just milk and cookies
Reposted by Bennett (they/them)
(congressional hearing, leaning into my mic) yes that’s right Senator , I did say “let him cook”—it’s every American’s constitutional right to cook until it is clear they’ve got no sauce
(Murmurs in the hall, I continue) and to be honest y’all have been running the kitchen too long
(Audible gasps)
(Murmurs in the hall, I continue) and to be honest y’all have been running the kitchen too long
(Audible gasps)
August 30, 2023 at 12:10 PM
(congressional hearing, leaning into my mic) yes that’s right Senator , I did say “let him cook”—it’s every American’s constitutional right to cook until it is clear they’ve got no sauce
(Murmurs in the hall, I continue) and to be honest y’all have been running the kitchen too long
(Audible gasps)
(Murmurs in the hall, I continue) and to be honest y’all have been running the kitchen too long
(Audible gasps)
time to Be Gay and Get Caffeinated
August 17, 2023 at 8:44 PM
time to Be Gay and Get Caffeinated
I’ve heard we can be horny on this app, so…
conditioning my partner so that him making plans = reward 🤭
conditioning my partner so that him making plans = reward 🤭
July 15, 2023 at 6:55 PM
I’ve heard we can be horny on this app, so…
conditioning my partner so that him making plans = reward 🤭
conditioning my partner so that him making plans = reward 🤭
what do u MEAN my relationship isn’t queer just bc I’m w a man??? I once responded to him pulling out his nerf gun and saying “stay strapped or get clapped” by SPRINTING to grab my strap on then whacked him and his nerf gun w my strap. that’s queer !!!!
July 8, 2023 at 3:30 AM
what do u MEAN my relationship isn’t queer just bc I’m w a man??? I once responded to him pulling out his nerf gun and saying “stay strapped or get clapped” by SPRINTING to grab my strap on then whacked him and his nerf gun w my strap. that’s queer !!!!
found an old stash of weed that past-me left for future-broke-me, which is perfect timing for the Night of Many Booms. now we get to simply be high, eat sandwiches, and play Arceus
July 5, 2023 at 2:04 AM
found an old stash of weed that past-me left for future-broke-me, which is perfect timing for the Night of Many Booms. now we get to simply be high, eat sandwiches, and play Arceus
we love a therapist who straight up tells me to prioritize obtaining shmoke once she heard the list of upcoming stressors lmfaoooo
July 3, 2023 at 3:56 PM
we love a therapist who straight up tells me to prioritize obtaining shmoke once she heard the list of upcoming stressors lmfaoooo
hello I’m considering doing a go-fund-me for better gear for my service dog bc we need an upgrade and she deserves it to be more comfortable and college starts up soon so she’ll be working 5 days a week but I need people to tell me it’s okay to ask for that (yes I’m traumatized what abt it)
July 1, 2023 at 5:24 PM
hello I’m considering doing a go-fund-me for better gear for my service dog bc we need an upgrade and she deserves it to be more comfortable and college starts up soon so she’ll be working 5 days a week but I need people to tell me it’s okay to ask for that (yes I’m traumatized what abt it)
this is what autistics mean when we say “direct communication”. it’s not hard and yet any NT would find this exchange so off putting. starring @thateffinflower.bsky.social ❤️🔥
July 1, 2023 at 3:43 PM
this is what autistics mean when we say “direct communication”. it’s not hard and yet any NT would find this exchange so off putting. starring @thateffinflower.bsky.social ❤️🔥
I make good ass motherfucking food. that is all
June 30, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I make good ass motherfucking food. that is all
every time my bf mentions the time period he was accidentally running w the Yakuza, he has a new realization of what all he could be implicated in and I laugh so hard every time. he rlly is just a silly lil guy doing dude goals things, oblivious to the implications
June 30, 2023 at 3:27 AM
every time my bf mentions the time period he was accidentally running w the Yakuza, he has a new realization of what all he could be implicated in and I laugh so hard every time. he rlly is just a silly lil guy doing dude goals things, oblivious to the implications
fascists should not be physically capable of making good coffee. goddammit.
June 29, 2023 at 6:49 PM
fascists should not be physically capable of making good coffee. goddammit.
hot femmes describing their lactose intolerance and IBS:
June 29, 2023 at 5:45 PM
hot femmes describing their lactose intolerance and IBS:
the democratic party wants to just be a silly little guy. unfortunately they’re unaware they lack the fundamentals of being a silly little guy and then get upset that they can’t score the manic pixie alt gamer girl. in reality they’re just an incel in a bad disguise
June 29, 2023 at 5:42 PM
the democratic party wants to just be a silly little guy. unfortunately they’re unaware they lack the fundamentals of being a silly little guy and then get upset that they can’t score the manic pixie alt gamer girl. in reality they’re just an incel in a bad disguise
he/him with a short inseam, call that a he/hem
June 29, 2023 at 4:00 PM
he/him with a short inseam, call that a he/hem
I like that this app gives my replies equal chance to shine as my original posts. I’m funniest when I’m being a reply guy
June 29, 2023 at 1:21 AM
I like that this app gives my replies equal chance to shine as my original posts. I’m funniest when I’m being a reply guy
me taking my service dog’s public alias name like a lil non binary fae. ur fake name???? no it’s my name now 👹❤️🔥
June 29, 2023 at 12:54 AM
me taking my service dog’s public alias name like a lil non binary fae. ur fake name???? no it’s my name now 👹❤️🔥
omg wait bluesky is only a little pocket of the world I can just…. use the name I plan to legally change to here??? instead of my legal name????? without it being a Thing to people I know?????? omg…..
June 29, 2023 at 12:37 AM
omg wait bluesky is only a little pocket of the world I can just…. use the name I plan to legally change to here??? instead of my legal name????? without it being a Thing to people I know?????? omg…..
love reminding my boyfriend that I am, indeed, the youth. just pointed out I can’t even rent myself a rental car unless it’s thru my car insurance, with the exception of like a singular rental car company and even then only in select states. sure this is partly bc rental car laws are dumb, but still
June 27, 2023 at 8:51 PM
love reminding my boyfriend that I am, indeed, the youth. just pointed out I can’t even rent myself a rental car unless it’s thru my car insurance, with the exception of like a singular rental car company and even then only in select states. sure this is partly bc rental car laws are dumb, but still
whenever I don’t wanna get up to pee right after sex I just tell myself that the longer I wait the more work my IUD has to do. convincing myself she has to shoot down each sperm like a laser rlly motivates me yanno. she does so much for me, I can go piss for her
June 27, 2023 at 8:32 PM
whenever I don’t wanna get up to pee right after sex I just tell myself that the longer I wait the more work my IUD has to do. convincing myself she has to shoot down each sperm like a laser rlly motivates me yanno. she does so much for me, I can go piss for her
patiently waiting for this very dramatic fight scene in the dragon prince to conclude so I can excitedly inform my partner that on bluesky it’s called a reskeet instead of retweet. he’s not even on twitter. he won’t care. it just makes me chuckle
June 27, 2023 at 8:27 PM
patiently waiting for this very dramatic fight scene in the dragon prince to conclude so I can excitedly inform my partner that on bluesky it’s called a reskeet instead of retweet. he’s not even on twitter. he won’t care. it just makes me chuckle
late stage capitalism is just the epitome of girl bossing too close to the sun. like sweetie if u had just chilled out a lil sooner instead of adding to the rebellious forces via marginalized communities u wouldn’t be dealing w this. and ur so unprepared
June 27, 2023 at 8:14 PM
late stage capitalism is just the epitome of girl bossing too close to the sun. like sweetie if u had just chilled out a lil sooner instead of adding to the rebellious forces via marginalized communities u wouldn’t be dealing w this. and ur so unprepared
what unhinged autistic leftists are up in this bitch. who should I follow. I want absolutely out of pocket takes popping up on my feed. recommendations welcome
June 27, 2023 at 7:43 PM
what unhinged autistic leftists are up in this bitch. who should I follow. I want absolutely out of pocket takes popping up on my feed. recommendations welcome
finally a place I can share my political premonitions without people calling me insane. it’s not my fault I’m always right or that normies can’t see the pattern til they’re hit in the face with it. then it’s “omg wtf never could’ve seen that coming” idk maybe ur just blind
June 27, 2023 at 6:58 PM
finally a place I can share my political premonitions without people calling me insane. it’s not my fault I’m always right or that normies can’t see the pattern til they’re hit in the face with it. then it’s “omg wtf never could’ve seen that coming” idk maybe ur just blind