intr0vert1go
@intr0vert1go.bsky.social
Left leaning neuro divergent musician writer nerd fighting the enshittification of the world.
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They don't make scenes in action movies anymore where a drunk onlooker stares incredulously at a ridulously over the top car manoeuvre or stunt and then looks at his half finished bottle and has an epiphany why is that.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
They don't make scenes in action movies anymore where a drunk onlooker stares incredulously at a ridulously over the top car manoeuvre or stunt and then looks at his half finished bottle and has an epiphany why is that.
[Mexico]
Hombre: Hey man, can I pick your brain for a minute?
Trotsky: Sure, I guess. What's your question?
Hombre: Who said anything about questions? (reaches into backpack)
Hombre: Hey man, can I pick your brain for a minute?
Trotsky: Sure, I guess. What's your question?
Hombre: Who said anything about questions? (reaches into backpack)
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
[Mexico]
Hombre: Hey man, can I pick your brain for a minute?
Trotsky: Sure, I guess. What's your question?
Hombre: Who said anything about questions? (reaches into backpack)
Hombre: Hey man, can I pick your brain for a minute?
Trotsky: Sure, I guess. What's your question?
Hombre: Who said anything about questions? (reaches into backpack)
I was trying to explain what precocious meant to my three year old and he just said "explain it to me like I'm five".
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I was trying to explain what precocious meant to my three year old and he just said "explain it to me like I'm five".
Doctor: I think you have an acute case of face pareidolia.
Me:
Me:
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Doctor: I think you have an acute case of face pareidolia.
Me:
Me:
Q: What's a smurf's favourite dessert?
A: Bleumange
A: Bleumange
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Q: What's a smurf's favourite dessert?
A: Bleumange
A: Bleumange
Have y'all read The Great Gatsby?
It actually has a happy ending, if you know what I mean.
It actually has a happy ending, if you know what I mean.
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Have y'all read The Great Gatsby?
It actually has a happy ending, if you know what I mean.
It actually has a happy ending, if you know what I mean.
WhatsApp now has an AI Assistant to help you with the bleeding obvious.
I asked it to help me locate my unread messages and it suggested I look for my unread messages. 🙄
I asked it to help me locate my unread messages and it suggested I look for my unread messages. 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
WhatsApp now has an AI Assistant to help you with the bleeding obvious.
I asked it to help me locate my unread messages and it suggested I look for my unread messages. 🙄
I asked it to help me locate my unread messages and it suggested I look for my unread messages. 🙄
Happy Hallowe'en Everybody.
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Happy Hallowe'en Everybody.
I went to my library this morning. I opened the dictionary, tore out the entries for Who, What, Where and How, put them under my jacket and walked out.
You're probably thinking why, but I'm taking no more questions.
You're probably thinking why, but I'm taking no more questions.
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I went to my library this morning. I opened the dictionary, tore out the entries for Who, What, Where and How, put them under my jacket and walked out.
You're probably thinking why, but I'm taking no more questions.
You're probably thinking why, but I'm taking no more questions.
I've just watched a live music video with the hashtag #whoremembers and I can't help see it as #whoremembers is that normal?
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I've just watched a live music video with the hashtag #whoremembers and I can't help see it as #whoremembers is that normal?
Apparently you can't say the whole shebang now, because of woke.
October 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Apparently you can't say the whole shebang now, because of woke.
Sleepless in Seattle is basically an 80s reboot of Play Misty for Me, except they ran out of money twenty minutes from the end of the movie.
#sleeplessinseattle
#playmistyforme
#separatedatbirth
#sleeplessinseattle
#playmistyforme
#separatedatbirth
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Sleepless in Seattle is basically an 80s reboot of Play Misty for Me, except they ran out of money twenty minutes from the end of the movie.
#sleeplessinseattle
#playmistyforme
#separatedatbirth
#sleeplessinseattle
#playmistyforme
#separatedatbirth
Mate: So, what is the biggest red flag for you when you're dating?
Me: Someone who thinks Febreze is a good idea.
Mate:
Me: That pretty much covers it, actually.
Me: Someone who thinks Febreze is a good idea.
Mate:
Me: That pretty much covers it, actually.
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Mate: So, what is the biggest red flag for you when you're dating?
Me: Someone who thinks Febreze is a good idea.
Mate:
Me: That pretty much covers it, actually.
Me: Someone who thinks Febreze is a good idea.
Mate:
Me: That pretty much covers it, actually.
It's a little-known fact that politician Michael Foot nearly followed his father and five brothers into their family funeral directors business, which was called Six Feet Undertakers.
October 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's a little-known fact that politician Michael Foot nearly followed his father and five brothers into their family funeral directors business, which was called Six Feet Undertakers.
Winnie the Pooh has really let himself go.
October 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Winnie the Pooh has really let himself go.
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Me buying condoms with a three year shelf-life: 💪🏻😎✊🏻
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Me buying condoms with a three year shelf-life: 💪🏻😎✊🏻
October 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Me buying condoms with a three year shelf-life: 💪🏻😎✊🏻
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Me buying condoms with a three year shelf-life: 💪🏻😎✊🏻
It's Sunday and I'm stoked, by which I mean it feels like someone has been jabbing me with a poker and muttering for the last five minutes.
October 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's Sunday and I'm stoked, by which I mean it feels like someone has been jabbing me with a poker and muttering for the last five minutes.
People say "whoa" when they want to say "wow", but they've run out of w's.
October 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
People say "whoa" when they want to say "wow", but they've run out of w's.
Thirst Tweet: Henry Cavill can Superman this ho.
Henry Cavill "That's very kind of you, I appreciate your vigour"
No notes.
Now I (a straight man) am thirsting after him too.
Henry Cavill "That's very kind of you, I appreciate your vigour"
No notes.
Now I (a straight man) am thirsting after him too.
September 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Thirst Tweet: Henry Cavill can Superman this ho.
Henry Cavill "That's very kind of you, I appreciate your vigour"
No notes.
Now I (a straight man) am thirsting after him too.
Henry Cavill "That's very kind of you, I appreciate your vigour"
No notes.
Now I (a straight man) am thirsting after him too.
Examples of onomatopoeia:
Bang
Crack
Fizz
Diarrhoea
Constipation
Yes, my mind does work like this sometimes.
Bang
Crack
Fizz
Diarrhoea
Constipation
Yes, my mind does work like this sometimes.
September 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Examples of onomatopoeia:
Bang
Crack
Fizz
Diarrhoea
Constipation
Yes, my mind does work like this sometimes.
Bang
Crack
Fizz
Diarrhoea
Constipation
Yes, my mind does work like this sometimes.
Me: [whispers] You'll always hold a special place in my heart.
Her: Aww, thanks.
Me: Not you, I was talking to my stent.
Her: Aww, thanks.
Me: Not you, I was talking to my stent.
September 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Me: [whispers] You'll always hold a special place in my heart.
Her: Aww, thanks.
Me: Not you, I was talking to my stent.
Her: Aww, thanks.
Me: Not you, I was talking to my stent.
William Shakespeare: "If Music be the Food of Love, play on!"
Anne Hathaway: Oh, that's nice.
WS: [inhaling] More Love Food! I wanna see Love's booty, thicc thighs and muffin top!
AH: Umm, maybe leave that line out.
WS: "LOVE HANDLES"! Hahaha, I've still got it...
Anne Hathaway: Oh, that's nice.
WS: [inhaling] More Love Food! I wanna see Love's booty, thicc thighs and muffin top!
AH: Umm, maybe leave that line out.
WS: "LOVE HANDLES"! Hahaha, I've still got it...
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
William Shakespeare: "If Music be the Food of Love, play on!"
Anne Hathaway: Oh, that's nice.
WS: [inhaling] More Love Food! I wanna see Love's booty, thicc thighs and muffin top!
AH: Umm, maybe leave that line out.
WS: "LOVE HANDLES"! Hahaha, I've still got it...
Anne Hathaway: Oh, that's nice.
WS: [inhaling] More Love Food! I wanna see Love's booty, thicc thighs and muffin top!
AH: Umm, maybe leave that line out.
WS: "LOVE HANDLES"! Hahaha, I've still got it...
Tik tok: Multiple singles in your area
Me: [looks up]
Cricket captain: can you concentrate on the game, please?
Me: [looks up]
Cricket captain: can you concentrate on the game, please?
September 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Tik tok: Multiple singles in your area
Me: [looks up]
Cricket captain: can you concentrate on the game, please?
Me: [looks up]
Cricket captain: can you concentrate on the game, please?
Maurice White: How about Earth, Wind and Fire?
[murmurs of agreement]
Water: Is this about that time everyone saw you pee yourself in the swimming pool?
[murmurs of agreement]
Water: Is this about that time everyone saw you pee yourself in the swimming pool?
September 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Maurice White: How about Earth, Wind and Fire?
[murmurs of agreement]
Water: Is this about that time everyone saw you pee yourself in the swimming pool?
[murmurs of agreement]
Water: Is this about that time everyone saw you pee yourself in the swimming pool?
For a minute I thought Donald Trump had banned my Auntie Fay.
September 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
For a minute I thought Donald Trump had banned my Auntie Fay.