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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I knew this restaurant was in trouble when they started selling subprime rib
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I knew this restaurant was in trouble when they started selling subprime rib
No rack is man enough, except for Rachmaninoff
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
No rack is man enough, except for Rachmaninoff
Dry cleaner celebrity clientele headshots included Cleveland from Family Guy and Kermit the Frog, which is a little odd since Kermit doesn’t wear clothes
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Dry cleaner celebrity clientele headshots included Cleveland from Family Guy and Kermit the Frog, which is a little odd since Kermit doesn’t wear clothes
I’d love to see just one groom on Love is Blind go full Tim Robinson when rejected at the altar
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’d love to see just one groom on Love is Blind go full Tim Robinson when rejected at the altar
I don’t know much about spices but that anise is a star!
October 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I don’t know much about spices but that anise is a star!
Sports update: baseball is still going on, football has started. Not sure about hockey or basketball.
October 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sports update: baseball is still going on, football has started. Not sure about hockey or basketball.
Just watched three Final Destination movies. Not falling for this shit!
October 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just watched three Final Destination movies. Not falling for this shit!
A donut’s like a bagel with a drug addiction
September 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A donut’s like a bagel with a drug addiction
A Jurassic Park movie but the dinosaurs never get out, just some White Lotus style drama among the hotel guests and staff
September 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A Jurassic Park movie but the dinosaurs never get out, just some White Lotus style drama among the hotel guests and staff
Kurt Vile and the
May 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Kurt Vile and the
Proposal to change the name of the Bob Hope Hollywood Burbank Airport to the Bob Hope/Guy Fieri Flavortown Hollywood Burbank Airport
April 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Proposal to change the name of the Bob Hope Hollywood Burbank Airport to the Bob Hope/Guy Fieri Flavortown Hollywood Burbank Airport
The big toe is so pompous - it’s right there in the name. Trimming all my nails with the same clipper but noooo big toe’s gotta have its own special custom clipper
April 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The big toe is so pompous - it’s right there in the name. Trimming all my nails with the same clipper but noooo big toe’s gotta have its own special custom clipper
This balsamic has aged so much Leonardo wouldn’t touch it
April 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This balsamic has aged so much Leonardo wouldn’t touch it
If there’s one things TV and movies have taught me it’s that a marriage to Nicole Kidman never ends well
March 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If there’s one things TV and movies have taught me it’s that a marriage to Nicole Kidman never ends well
New painting in the studio
March 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
New painting in the studio
This city’s grown so much if Dylan released Nashville Skyline today it’d have to be a triple LP
February 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This city’s grown so much if Dylan released Nashville Skyline today it’d have to be a triple LP
Two denarii convenience charge to withdraw an aureus
February 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Two denarii convenience charge to withdraw an aureus
Whatever you do, don’t ask him about his sonnets
- me to my wife before ringing the Shakespeares’ doorbell
- me to my wife before ringing the Shakespeares’ doorbell
January 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Whatever you do, don’t ask him about his sonnets
- me to my wife before ringing the Shakespeares’ doorbell
- me to my wife before ringing the Shakespeares’ doorbell
That sandwich’s so large it’s a BBLT
January 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That sandwich’s so large it’s a BBLT
Just how I like my corals - soft and horny
A five-cent stamp depicting soft coral, and a three-cent stamp showing horny coral. Tokelau, 1973.
Designed by Eileen Mayo.
The New Zealand Post Museum Collection, Te Papa.
Designed by Eileen Mayo.
The New Zealand Post Museum Collection, Te Papa.
January 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just how I like my corals - soft and horny
Me: phone blowing up everybody wants to know my plans
Phone: do you want to install new update tonight?
Phone: do you want to install new update tonight?
December 11, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Me: phone blowing up everybody wants to know my plans
Phone: do you want to install new update tonight?
Phone: do you want to install new update tonight?
You don’t hear too many songs about Orlando
December 6, 2024 at 10:39 PM
You don’t hear too many songs about Orlando
Adjusted for inflation, the current cost of an Indecent Proposal is $2,668,334.74
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Adjusted for inflation, the current cost of an Indecent Proposal is $2,668,334.74